(say this in urdu or punjabi once uve read it okay)
there woz once a guy who wanted to learn English in Pakistan, so asks his uncle who knows English
his uncle decides it okay for him to learn English so says to him
ur first word for today is 'yes'
the boy goes out and sees a kulfi van, the owner asks, do u want an icecream, the boy replies yes, he gets the kulfi
he sees a matai shop and stops, the owner asks do u want a matai, the boy replies yes, he walks on and sees a kusra, and starts to be cheeky to the guy, the kusra turns around and asks the boy if he wants a smack, the boy replies yes - and gets a whole beating
when he returns home, he says to his uncle, chacha, i dont like that arf, miki ik hor arf thio?
his chacha gives him the second word, no
he goes to the matai shop and kulfi shop where he is asked if he wants some of the stuff, he replies no, slightly upset, the boy walks on to find the kusra, and goes and starts being cheeky, the kusra turns around and says
2007-03-05
20:57:11
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