JOKE 4 ANYONE WHO UNDAsTANDS URDU/PUNJABI?

Question

(say this in urdu or punjabi once uve read it okay)
there woz once a guy who wanted to learn English in Pakistan, so asks his uncle who knows English
his uncle decides it okay for him to learn English so says to him
ur first word for today is 'yes'
the boy goes out and sees a kulfi van, the owner asks, do u want an icecream, the boy replies yes, he gets the kulfi
he sees a matai shop and stops, the owner asks do u want a matai, the boy replies yes, he walks on and sees a kusra, and starts to be cheeky to the guy, the kusra turns around and asks the boy if he wants a smack, the boy replies yes - and gets a whole beating
when he returns home, he says to his uncle, chacha, i dont like that arf, miki ik hor arf thio?
his chacha gives him the second word, no
he goes to the matai shop and kulfi shop where he is asked if he wants some of the stuff, he replies no, slightly upset, the boy walks on to find the kusra, and goes and starts being cheeky, the kusra turns around and says

kala nee maar haad karnai? the boy turns around and says no, so gets a fresh round of smack and beating
returning back to his uncle, the boy says, chacha, yai arf vee muja nai passant, aik hor thai?
so the uncle says, ur phrase now if very good.
he goes out to show off, and sees the kulfi and matai shop and when asked replies very good, so gets the matai and kulfi
he then sees the kusra who is crying
the biy sits next to him and asks
bai jee, kiya whowa
the kusra turns around and says maree maa mar gee
the boys turns around and says, very good
ends up wiv a lot of beating this time
when he gets home to his uncle, he say
chacha, yai ingrasee valath mai rain thio, bahooth buree sabaan hai ye!

Answer 1

are you french or spanish?