Why did god create adam before Eve???
TO GIVE ADAM A CHANCE TO SPEAK.....
2007-03-05 20:56:26 · 25 answers · asked by THE VIOLATER 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh My!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!
First good one I've heard so far.....A star for you!!!!!!!
Great Job, Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-03-06 00:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why did God expelled them from the paradise?
Cause he was getting tired of hearing Eve, so he invented a lame joke with an apple so He could expel them...
2007-03-05 21:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by pervertidamente 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one...I totally understand, but this lady next to me keeps yacking over and over how she doesn't get the joke. I told her to "Be quiet" so I could talk. She then told me it was as if God struck her with a bolt of lightning....
2007-03-05 21:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did he create animals before humans. God had His plan, I would love to ask Him when I get to heaven, don't you?
2007-03-05 21:00:11 · answer #4 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - pretti gud joke!
but one question, who did Adam talk to? - no eve around then remember!
2007-03-05 21:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He needed to make a rough draft to work out all the kinks before hand! ^_^
2007-03-05 21:06:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eve means night thats why
2007-03-05 21:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by The one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao Thats cool, i didnt get it at 1st LoL
2007-03-05 20:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by xXx_AimZ_xXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7
2007-03-05 21:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PfffT LoL .. Actually it was because he wanted to save the best for last ! :)P *winks*
2007-03-05 21:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-03-05 22:50:21 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋