What's the difference between anxiety and panic?
- anxiety is the first time a man can't get it up the second time.
- panic is the second time he can't get it up the first time.
2007-03-05 20:50:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
2007-03-05 20:51:07 · update #1
Budumpum!
2007-03-05 20:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehhe. I like the anxiety/panic joke !!!
my joke is:
A person who knows 3 languages?- Sophisticated
a person who kknows 2 languages?- Educated
a person who knows 1 language?- American!
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2007-03-05 20:54:46 · answer #2 · answered by senorita spanish rose 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats that joke about?
anyway, anxiety has7 letters , panic has 5
2007-03-05 20:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by The one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. that is soo funny. I can't wait to tell it to my friends!
2007-03-05 20:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2007-03-05 20:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA..........I'm laughing so hard that it's hard to type!
2007-03-05 20:53:10 · answer #6 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....funny
2007-03-06 00:21:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just don't get it...
2007-03-05 20:57:50 · answer #8 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋