Entertainment & Music - 28 February 2007

You know when the kids are digging in the sand at the beach, and someone jokes that they better be careful or they will dig a hole to China. If we say China, what do other countries say if they have the same joke?

2007-02-28 20:06:57 · 18 answers · asked by neat09 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-28 20:06:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

towards windows? Or were they all pointed internally towards a wall or another elevator? I'm exploring the possibility that air compression caused elevator doors to burst open during the collapse thus causing debris to spew out 20 floors below the falling masses.

2007-02-28 20:06:30 · 2 answers · asked by Ilooklikemyavatar..exactly 3 in Polls & Surveys

girly song would be like cascada singing sad song " i don't wana hide my feelings too" and Kelly clarkson "since you been gone" what would a girl think of a guy if she sees him hear those songs

2007-02-28 20:05:34 · 15 answers · asked by nick 2 in Music

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.

The next day, the wife feeling badly about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.

The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.

"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.

"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said. "What kind of inscription?" she asked.

"Whatever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'."

"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started the argument in the first place."

2007-02-28 20:05:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-28 20:04:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

back on things that you thought were a really big deal at the time but now you wondered what all the fuss was about?

2007-02-28 20:04:23 · 25 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 20:02:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

That it's all going to be ok?

2007-02-28 20:01:30 · 17 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Polls & Surveys

so loved?

2007-02-28 20:00:41 · 16 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

a boy and a girl were standing on the bus stand. the boy went away and a lady asked the girl what was the relation between her and that boy. the girl answered"his father is the father-in-law of whose father is my father-in-law". what was their relation??????????

2007-02-28 20:00:26 · 19 answers · asked by palak_coolfreak89 2 in Jokes & Riddles

heheh :)

2007-02-28 20:00:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Could either be actor or actress If possible, your top ten pick. Give a reason for each choice.

2007-02-28 20:00:11 · 7 answers · asked by Asa 2 in Celebrities

he left me...

2007-02-28 19:59:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me. In the middle of the ocean. Who would win that fight? I challenge him.

2007-02-28 19:59:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 19:59:27 · 6 answers · asked by BRAINS! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 19:58:57 · 10 answers · asked by BRAINS! 5 in Polls & Surveys

The young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making.
On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended to do with her.
"First," he replied, "I weel remove ze dress. Zen, I will carry you to ze bed. And zen," he added triumphantly, "I will kiss ze navel."
"Big deal !!!" she said. "I've had my navel kissed before hundreds of times."
"Ahhhhh, but of course" shrugged the Frenchman. "But... from ze inside?"

2007-02-28 19:57:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is it a word, a person, a joke tell all please!

2007-02-28 19:57:18 · 9 answers · asked by pinkmaniac86 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 19:56:31 · 8 answers · asked by sal 2 in Polls & Surveys

A guy and girl meet at the bar and are instantly attracted to each other. They party all night, and at the end decide to go back to his place to continue. Once there, they get passionate and start to make out. When the time is right, the girl finds the bedroom, gets undressed and gets under the covers, waiting for the guy who is now coming out of the bathroom.
The guy walks in starts to undress and stops with just his shorts on. He reaches into his pants pocket, pulls out a magic marker and hands it to her.
She takes one look at it an says, "What's this for? Are you some kinda pxrvert?"
He looks at her, drops his shorts and smiles kinda sxxy.
She smiles, her eyes now wide open and staring in disbelief at his johnson which hangs more that halfway to his knees.
He breaks her spell by saying, "You're gonna have to draw a line somewhere, baby."

2007-02-28 19:55:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-28 19:55:23 · 1 answers · asked by sal 2 in Celebrities

Why that combo? Describe the plot. What role would you like them to portray?

2007-02-28 19:54:30 · 11 answers · asked by Asa 2 in Celebrities

I don't know why so many people have to do it...

2007-02-28 19:54:06 · 11 answers · asked by Boofie 6 in Polls & Surveys

A guy with a huge dxxk has a lot of trouble trying to get a girl. When they see the size of his pxcker they make their excuses and leave. So he thinks of a cunning plan, meets a hxoker and asks her, "Do you mind if we do it my way?"
"What way is that?" she asks.
"Oh, I would just like you to wear a blindfold" he replies.
"Is that all? No problem - let's go to my place," she answers.
They walk the short distance to her apartment. Whilst taking off their clothes he puts the blindfold on her.
"Why do you want me to wear a blindfold?" she asks.
"Because of my religion" he answers.
"What religion is that?" she asks.
"I'm an agnostic," he says, getting on top of her.
"Hmmm - an agnostic - I've heard of those - you're one of those people who doesn't believe in..... ............................J E S U S C H R I S T!"

2007-02-28 19:53:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Not sure how to ask this question but here goes. This hasent happen lately but when iam a sleep I find myself being woke up by a loud sound almost like a book being droped on a metal floor. I wake up when this happens and I check around and find nothing that has caused the noise. I havent experenced this in awhile but I have always wondered what it was that causes a person to wake up so quick. Belive the few time I went through this it sounded like a blot of lighting and it caused me to jump out of my skin. Well I guess what im looking for is for anybody that has any information on this type of thing.

2007-02-28 19:53:37 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

2007-02-28 19:53:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

buy me some groceries and pay my water bill you don want me to smell

2007-02-28 19:52:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do ARRRR!!!! Off the plank with ya other bloody scoundrals ARRR!!!! teehee.

2007-02-28 19:52:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is there a Psychopath among us here in Poll & Survey?

2007-02-28 19:51:52 · 15 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys