A guy with a huge dxxk has a lot of trouble trying to get a girl. When they see the size of his pxcker they make their excuses and leave. So he thinks of a cunning plan, meets a hxoker and asks her, "Do you mind if we do it my way?"
"What way is that?" she asks.
"Oh, I would just like you to wear a blindfold" he replies.
"Is that all? No problem - let's go to my place," she answers.
They walk the short distance to her apartment. Whilst taking off their clothes he puts the blindfold on her.
"Why do you want me to wear a blindfold?" she asks.
"Because of my religion" he answers.
"What religion is that?" she asks.
"I'm an agnostic," he says, getting on top of her.
"Hmmm - an agnostic - I've heard of those - you're one of those people who doesn't believe in..... ............................J E S U S C H R I S T!"
2007-02-28 19:53:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok guys give me a chance just woke up
2007-02-28 19:58:26 · update #1
Ooh Hahaha, I am still laughing..I knew if I read enough you"d make my day..Thanks
2007-02-28 21:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-28 19:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I examine your logic here and am in basic terms surprised that one must be so a ways removed from fact.there grow to be no person predicting Tebow may well be a great NFL QB.Many have been shocked he grow to be taken interior the 1st around and not the third. Vince youthful grow to be estimated to make it top away and grow to be drafted severe and did no longer something to justify getting picked as severe as he grow to be.youthful is a bust and not because of fact he wasn't given of undertaking.shall we bear in mind after he went nuts with the Titans he did bypass to the Eagles and had minor fulfillment yet grow to be inconsitant along with his play interior the few video games he have been given in.They released him he have been given yet another shot with the charges as a loose agent and grow to be shrink till now the season!This says lots that he ought to no longer even get a backup pastime on between the worst communities interior the NFL Then loose to bypass to any team interior the league no wanted Vince.There had to be a reason in the back of this.particular he grow to be given of undertaking yet grow to be no longer able to step as much as the plate whilst mandatory. Staying abode waiting for a call from the NFL is kinda stupid do no longer ya think of whilst ya have not performed in over a 12 months. I evaluate youthful a larger bust becaause he grow to be souppose to alter the sport along with his sort of play and picked severe interior the 1st. Tebow may well be a bust yet on account that no person extremely estimated him to be a great NFL QB he isn'tas huge of one
2016-11-26 21:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by loveall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh this is the one you e-mailed me and I loved it!
10/10
Have a * funny man.
Tink xx
2007-03-01 20:22:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, it's on a par with most of your many "jokes" - not very good.
2007-02-28 22:03:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
eh its ok,just need to say it with a lot of enthusiasum!
2007-02-28 19:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by AB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-28 21:53:47 · answer #7 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not really a reader joke, I think it has to be told!
2007-02-28 20:02:56 · answer #8 · answered by natasha * 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Better think of another joke.
2007-02-28 20:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is okay. Could use a little work though.
: )
2007-02-28 19:56:57 · answer #10 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋