A guy and girl meet at the bar and are instantly attracted to each other. They party all night, and at the end decide to go back to his place to continue. Once there, they get passionate and start to make out. When the time is right, the girl finds the bedroom, gets undressed and gets under the covers, waiting for the guy who is now coming out of the bathroom.
The guy walks in starts to undress and stops with just his shorts on. He reaches into his pants pocket, pulls out a magic marker and hands it to her.
She takes one look at it an says, "What's this for? Are you some kinda pxrvert?"
He looks at her, drops his shorts and smiles kinda sxxy.
She smiles, her eyes now wide open and staring in disbelief at his johnson which hangs more that halfway to his knees.
He breaks her spell by saying, "You're gonna have to draw a line somewhere, baby."
2007-02-28 19:55:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay.
You like naughty jokes.
2007-02-28 20:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's better than that last one. Why all the huge wanus jokes?
: )
2007-03-01 04:02:27 · answer #2 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-03-01 03:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by thecraze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this is very funny. Also, half way to your knees is about six to seven inches, it'st not that long.
2007-03-01 04:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think it's pretty crap.
And the dynamite goes BOOM!
2 points.
2007-03-01 04:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha thats funny.
2007-03-01 04:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet!!
10/10
Tink xxx
2007-03-02 04:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny
2007-03-01 05:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About as FUNNY as HAEMORRHOIDS! That's "PILES", mate!
2007-03-01 04:57:59 · answer #9 · answered by Spike 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THAT IS REALLY FUNNY
2007-03-01 04:00:01 · answer #10 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋