A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
The next day, the wife feeling badly about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.
The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.
"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said. "What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Whatever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'."
"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started the argument in the first place."
2007-02-28 20:05:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice 1 P.C.
10/10
Tink xx
2007-03-01 20:33:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest became this guy who became approximately 60, he looked like a homeless individual yet surely had a place to stay. He for sure had some psychological subject concerns (yet i'm not making relaxing of that). He walked all around and appeared completely chuffed. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor sooner or later sitting on the counter. He became ingesting an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it in basic terms appeared so beautiful because of the fact he did not care, he became in basic terms lovin' it!
2016-10-17 00:11:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A whole lot better than the last 2. I give it an 8.
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2007-02-28 20:10:08 · answer #3 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 star for you
2007-02-28 20:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that one's funny 9/10
2007-02-28 20:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS THE ONLY THEY HAVENT tried in T.W.Pro golf yet they have to be the worst of the bad EA sports
2007-02-28 20:15:07 · answer #6 · answered by havenjohnny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FUNNNNY 9/10
2007-02-28 20:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
2007-02-28 21:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. lt made me laugh.
2007-02-28 20:39:18 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See that one is funny!!
2007-02-28 20:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋