The young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making.
On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended to do with her.
"First," he replied, "I weel remove ze dress. Zen, I will carry you to ze bed. And zen," he added triumphantly, "I will kiss ze navel."
"Big deal !!!" she said. "I've had my navel kissed before hundreds of times."
"Ahhhhh, but of course" shrugged the Frenchman. "But... from ze inside?"
2007-02-28 19:57:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry pothead will try harder
2007-03-01 00:22:05 · update #1
Nearly choked on my damn breakfast!!!
What did you say his name was!!! ;)
10/10
Tink xx
2007-03-01 20:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Lt.Dan, Go!
You're on the right track. Next step is global extermination...(I'm only half sarcastic since I live in France and am going nuts because of these idiots..)
2007-03-01 04:03:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny. My boyfriend is french, I wish he would kiss my navel from inside. *sigh*
2007-03-01 04:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny I've heard a few but that cuts the cake,my mates will hear about this one,another will be great.
good work..
2007-03-01 04:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is because the French have their heads buried so far inside them they can kiss their own navels...
2007-03-01 04:00:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before. That is actually a big pick up line here in Tennessee. Pretty good though.
: )
2007-03-01 04:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mon Cherie
2007-03-01 04:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes... hilarious... as long as you have a good frenchman accent...
2007-03-01 04:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost, but the accent needs a little work.
2007-03-01 04:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by ERIC G 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not bad but youve listed better
2007-03-01 05:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋