Entertainment & Music - 24 February 2007

"Now listen carefully," said the doctor to the drunk, hopeing to scare him into doing something about his drinking. "If you carry on hitting the bottle, you'll begin to shrink and eventually turn into a mouse."
The drunk stumbled home, deep in thought. When he entered the house, he called to his wife, "Carol, do me a favour. If you see me getting smaller, for f**k's sake, get rid of the cat.
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"Now madam," said the judge, "you are requesting a divorce on the grounds that your husband is a flat slob. What exactly do you mean?"
The woman thought for a moment and replied,
"Well for instance, when we're in a cafe, he always drinks with his pinkie sticking out."
"Madame, there's nothing wrong with that. In some circles it's thought the height of good manners to drink tea with your little finger sticking out."
"Who said anything about his little finger?" she replied.

2007-02-24 10:58:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why does Superman always land on his left foot????

Just a stupid Q. that has been on my mind for more than a week.

2007-02-24 10:58:31 · 10 answers · asked by The 5 pound Robin 2 in Comics & Animation

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Have you ever been so paranoid...............?

You called the police cause your shadow was following you?

2007-02-24 10:58:17 · 23 answers · asked by IAM2INSANE 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Who's the next American Idol?

Alania
AJ
Blake
Antonella
Gina
Brandon
Chris Richardson
Haley
Jordin
Chris Sligh
Jared
Lakisha
Leslie
Nick
Melinda
Phil
Sabrina
Stephanie
Sanjaya
or Sundance?

Included why.

2007-02-24 10:58:09 · 12 answers · asked by fruit salad 6 in Television

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Unfortunate visit to the DR.?

Don't laugh!" said the patient, Bob.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

2007-02-24 10:58:05 · 12 answers · asked by onearkansasmommy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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What tv character do you fantasize about the most?

2007-02-24 10:57:39 · 25 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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ER Ending?

Does anyone know when the last season of ER is?

2007-02-24 10:57:39 · 4 answers · asked by hello1 2 in Television

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What song tells most about you? and can you try this?

I don't know which song tells most about me...

But can you try this weird test thing?

okay, this is freaky....really! so first grab a peice of paper and number it 1-11. DONT LOOK AHEAD!!!!
next to #1 and #2 put any two numbers.
next to #3 and #7 put two guys that u kno (two girls if your a guy.)
next to #4 #5 and #6 put any three peoples names.
finally, next to #8 #9 #10 and #11, put three song titles.

here is the cool/freaky part-
the number u put next to #2,is how many people u should tell about this test thing.
the person in #3, is the person u love.
the person in #7, is the person u like, but cant work it out with.
the person in #4 is the person u care most about.
the person in #5 is the one that knows most about u.
the person in #6 is ur lucky star.
the song in #8 matches with the person in #3.
the song in #9 matches with the person in #7.
the song in #10 is most about ur mind.
the song in #11 is how u feel in life.

did it work for u??? if it did then that was freaky

2007-02-24 10:57:26 · 3 answers · asked by mojoe_girl 2 in Other - Entertainment

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where can i find a website where i can read naruto manga?

naruto is apopular japaneese manga

2007-02-24 10:57:11 · 7 answers · asked by brandoncheyenneh 2 in Comics & Animation

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If you could describe yourself using a movie, what movie would you use?

Mine is "Pulp Fiction." too cool for school, understood mostly through engaging, witty dialogue, self-referential, sporadically violent, with a good music collection

2007-02-24 10:57:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If the hair stands up on the back of my neck.......?

every time I get up from the computer, does that mean someones watching?

2007-02-24 10:56:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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can't think of the song?

my dad use to listen to oldies music. I think it might be jazz or vocal of some sorts. All i can remember is on song... "chattanooga choo choo... xyz kalamazoo..." ha ha... i'm sure i'm way off, but any thoughts would be great...
thanks

2007-02-24 10:56:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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