"Now listen carefully," said the doctor to the drunk, hopeing to scare him into doing something about his drinking. "If you carry on hitting the bottle, you'll begin to shrink and eventually turn into a mouse."
The drunk stumbled home, deep in thought. When he entered the house, he called to his wife, "Carol, do me a favour. If you see me getting smaller, for f**k's sake, get rid of the cat.
...........
"Now madam," said the judge, "you are requesting a divorce on the grounds that your husband is a flat slob. What exactly do you mean?"
The woman thought for a moment and replied,
"Well for instance, when we're in a cafe, he always drinks with his pinkie sticking out."
"Madame, there's nothing wrong with that. In some circles it's thought the height of good manners to drink tea with your little finger sticking out."
"Who said anything about his little finger?" she replied.
2007-02-24 10:58:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you for the laugh = i really need it at the mo - its saturday night, and my hubby is snoring on the sofa "!!!!! great. thank you so much. xxx
2007-02-24 11:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first 1 didnt get the next 1
2007-02-24 19:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st 1 iz funny lol
2007-02-24 19:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by вєтн x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 2nd joke was better.
2007-02-24 20:31:09 · answer #4 · answered by Bru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those were pretty funny...thanks for a good laugh!
2007-02-24 19:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by mover19 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one was funny
2007-02-24 19:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 Great jokes---LMAO almost !!! 400 points....
2007-02-24 19:12:03 · answer #7 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..good day to you!
2007-02-24 19:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 2nd one!!!! LMAO!!!!
2007-02-24 19:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-02-24 19:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋