Don't laugh!" said the patient, Bob.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
2007-02-24 10:58:05 · 12 answers · asked by onearkansasmommy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome...the best today thus far...LOL!
2007-02-24 11:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Too funny! 9/10!
2007-02-24 19:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMGosh that was hilarious
still laughing
2007-02-25 04:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by Alexis's Love Potion #9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats hilarious... you just brightened up my day!!! Happy Sabbath!!!
2007-02-24 19:23:11 · answer #4 · answered by Islandchic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAA battery..... That was funny.
2007-02-25 04:19:47 · answer #5 · answered by Angelroxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!! That was funny!! But what a "Whoo-Ha"?? JK!!! =D
2007-02-24 19:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny!
2007-02-24 19:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by Bre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhahahaha!..i choked..gosh..lmao...thx for the laughs..
2007-02-24 19:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me smile
2007-02-24 19:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe.
2007-02-24 19:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by kassiekate04 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋