Entertainment & Music - 21 February 2007

idk what to ask

2007-02-21 10:26:34 · 6 answers · asked by Shelb-N-Ator [[H!ATD]] 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A drunk is proudly showing off his new flat to a couple of friends late one night, and leads the way to his bedroom, where there's a huge brass gong.

"What's that for?" asks one of the guests.

"That's the speaking clock," replies the drunk. "Listen..."

With that, he gives it a big whack with a hammer.

"For pity's sake!" screams a voice from next door, "it's ten past three in the morning!" :)

2007-02-21 10:26:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

At first it seems like she died trying to save Dan. The man in the other boat is looking around and no one is on the boat and you can hear the baby crying, that's all. Then, all of a sudden we see Amy and Dan on the boat. Are they alive or dead? Can someone help?

2007-02-21 10:25:41 · 2 answers · asked by acer9475 1 in Movies

2007-02-21 10:25:11 · 25 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

See, I want to change my teacher. He comes to my house, and we play piano and he gives me lessons for $30. It's really expensive!!!!
I'm looking for a teacher who is young, knows English well, his lessons are less than $29, and that he comes to my house to give me lessons, or he gives his lessons near Glendale. If you can, give me his/her phone number! Please... I'm desperate!!!

2007-02-21 10:24:51 · 4 answers · asked by NIVELINA K 3 in Music

my friends say i'm weird that i like to watch those movies every weekend.

2007-02-21 10:24:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-21 10:24:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I am doing my senior project on film production. Frank Capra Jr lives in the same town as me and my mentor is going to see if i can interview him.

I'm having trouble thinking of questions to ask. My 3 prongs are pre-production, production, and post production. My A's and B's are going to be things like casting, special effects, and editing.

What questions should I ask.

2007-02-21 10:23:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Beauty and the Geek
American's Next Top Model
Gay, Straight, or Taken

2007-02-21 10:22:50 · 22 answers · asked by Jen-Jen 2 in Television

2007-02-21 10:22:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 10:22:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

...even if it meant breaking international law, treaties, etc.

(seriously answers ONLY please)

2007-02-21 10:22:00 · 14 answers · asked by bsc_student_08 2 in Polls & Surveys

And what features do you share with them?

2007-02-21 10:21:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dancehall is not Reagee! Dancehall and Reageeton are more like gansta party music. Reagee is about uplifting the community and beating adversity. But I love all 3 to death!!!

2007-02-21 10:21:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me, honour and respect are paramount. Without respect for yourself and others (real respect, not the kind you get from customer service people) I think relationships are wasted and you are an incomplete person. Honour is something that stems from respect and shows in how you treat others and yourself.

2007-02-21 10:20:46 · 9 answers · asked by The Mad Shillelagh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Since it all boils down to the dollar, would you spend money reading about the soldiers? Perhaps real life autobiographies on them, a new platoon every month?

2007-02-21 10:20:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok, FIRST QUESTION. dO you like this celebrity, Davinder Kaur

And 2 one, do you think u may like this girl She's fat from the stomach and a little from the waiste, has braces, black hair in, browm skin, she's indian (sikh) and she's a pushover. Do you think you like her? Answer both questions

2007-02-21 10:20:31 · 11 answers · asked by babycakes_rocks 3 in Celebrities

Who watches I love new york.

2007-02-21 10:20:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-21 10:20:29 · 18 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 10:19:59 · 4 answers · asked by lorenalicous 2 in Celebrities

Head goes to the bar
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him.

Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."

2007-02-21 10:19:47 · 8 answers · asked by burnt bob 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-21 10:19:01 · 3 answers · asked by none 2 in Comics & Animation

I'm getting rather desperate here.

any news on the US air dates at all?

2007-02-21 10:18:36 · 6 answers · asked by vicarious_notion 3 in Television

I wondered how you can get in touch, obviously not with them personally but with the managers/publishers or something. I want to give feedback to Jools Oliver for the book 'minus nine to one'

2007-02-21 10:18:22 · 6 answers · asked by september2006mummy 1 in Celebrities

one jumps off touches the ground and then shoots straight back up,a second person says i bet i can do that, he jumps hits the ground and dies ,a third person trys hits the ground and dies instantly.another friend turns to the first that jumped and said your a b***ard when your pi**ed superman

2007-02-21 10:18:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the karate kid guy was in a movie that had to do with guitars and i want to know the name of it please helP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-21 10:18:09 · 9 answers · asked by lester f 2 in Movies

Or, Are you still in denial? I can admit it....lol....can you?

2007-02-21 10:17:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was asked this question recently, and had no idea.

2007-02-21 10:17:48 · 25 answers · asked by Hans 4 in Movies

"Why can't I quit You"?

2007-02-21 10:17:43 · 25 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

what should I wear?

2007-02-21 10:17:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys