2 soldiers and their companion, Jack, a gorilla, went on a stroll in the country side. They come across a barn with a hot, beautiful, lady pitching hay.
The Soldiers go inside and the lady gave an inviting gesture. The first soldier says "How much?" $200... The soldier says "Alright but I'll pay you in the morning. So they go to the back and screw.
The second soldier comes up and says "I'm ready for sloppy seconds!" Name your price? $300 she says. "Alright but I'm going to have to pay you in the morning." So they go to the back and screw.
The soldiers leave to gather the money to pay for the pleasure.
The next morning rolls by and the soldiers visit the barn again. The First soldier gives the 200 as promised. Then the second soldier gives his 300 as promised. But the lady looks around confused.
The soldiers then asked whats wrong?
Lady- Well... I'm still waiting for that hairy bastard who owes me $400!
2007-02-21
10:31:33
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