A drunk is proudly showing off his new flat to a couple of friends late one night, and leads the way to his bedroom, where there's a huge brass gong.
"What's that for?" asks one of the guests.
"That's the speaking clock," replies the drunk. "Listen..."
With that, he gives it a big whack with a hammer.
"For pity's sake!" screams a voice from next door, "it's ten past three in the morning!" :)
2007-02-21 10:26:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well that's one way of telling the time fidgety.
Wife: "The big clock fell off the wall this afternoon.A moment's sooner, and it would have landed on mother's head."
Husband: "That's it! I'm getting rid of that clock.It's always been slow."
Ok, relax fidgety. I know it wasn't my best but there's no need to get wound up!!!
2007-02-22 01:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-21 20:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Gave me a good laugh. 9.1
2007-02-21 10:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the one about the diabetic alcoholic? his doctor said he was diabolical
2007-02-21 10:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-21 20:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He ! Good one :)
Save's on electric bills as well :)
2007-02-21 10:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it ~you get a star~
2007-02-21 11:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-21 10:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've not heard that one before, its quite funny!
2007-02-21 10:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by sexychar11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great
2007-02-21 10:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋