There were 5 people on a plane:
-The Pilot
-A Priest
-A Boy Scout
-The President of the U.S. George W. Bush
-The Smartest Man In The World Albert Einstein
The pilot walks to the back of the plane and announces that the plane has run out a fuel and is going down. There are only 4 parachutes.
He says "I get one because I am the pilot of the plane"
President says "I get one because I need to run the country"
Albert Einstein says "Well, I am the smartest man in the world and I have things to invent so I get one"
The Priest and the boy scout remain. The priest tells the boy scout to take the last parachute because he knows that he will go to heaven. The boy scout says "What are you talking about? There are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the world, Albert Einstein took my backpack."
2007-02-16
05:54:17
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