There were 5 people on a plane:
-The Pilot
-A Priest
-A Boy Scout
-The President of the U.S. George W. Bush
-The Smartest Man In The World Albert Einstein
The pilot walks to the back of the plane and announces that the plane has run out a fuel and is going down. There are only 4 parachutes.
He says "I get one because I am the pilot of the plane"
President says "I get one because I need to run the country"
Albert Einstein says "Well, I am the smartest man in the world and I have things to invent so I get one"
The Priest and the boy scout remain. The priest tells the boy scout to take the last parachute because he knows that he will go to heaven. The boy scout says "What are you talking about? There are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the world, Albert Einstein took my backpack."
2007-02-16 05:54:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, it is funny...especially the first time you heard it.
Best ersion in mho was ... the smartest woman in the world, Hillary Clinton (or Condi Rice) took my backpack."
2007-02-16 05:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You messed up the joke.
You set us up to leave a priest and a boy scout alone together with GWBush in the joke and your punchline picks on Albert Einstein? Get your comedic priorities in order!!
2007-02-16 14:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by smalltownwhiteboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no no...it's supposed to end with BUSH taking the backpack... cause we have reason to dog on Bush....Don't go be picking on Al like that!
2007-02-16 13:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by Nasubi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good! 9/10!I've heard it lots of times, never with Einstein though!âº
2007-02-16 14:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea. i guess the smartest man in the world isnt that smart
wait.
nevermind
2007-02-16 15:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by Fallen Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'd give it about a 7 on a ten scale.
2007-02-16 14:18:55 · answer #6 · answered by Ray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-02-16 14:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by rudyg39 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea it was funny but i think it wouldve been better if Bush grabbed the wrong bag
2007-02-16 15:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by stilldreaming♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats kinda fuuny could ahve had a better ending
2007-02-16 14:43:09 · answer #9 · answered by J-Dep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally LOL!
2007-02-16 14:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋