Entertainment & Music - 12 February 2007

.....Butts, and you cannot lie?!?!!??

2007-02-12 04:56:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Better than Jimi Hendrix on the guitar? Or, what about being even greater than Billy Joel at the piano? How about beating out John Bonham (R.I.P) on the drums? What instrument would you choose (not limited to those I listed...)?

2007-02-12 04:56:39 · 12 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5 in Music

......Me????

2007-02-12 04:56:12 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 04:56:03 · 42 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 04:55:56 · 3 answers · asked by naked4u2c 1 in Polls & Surveys

Boy, I do!

2007-02-12 04:55:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 04:55:31 · 6 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

my bro was born on jan 1982 but we would like to know if it fell on a mon tues wed thur fri

thanks a bunch!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-12 04:54:49 · 19 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Polls & Surveys

FoxyFoxy and Jennifer F are asking today? I sure do!

2007-02-12 04:54:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 04:54:24 · 15 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 04:54:22 · 7 answers · asked by DS 3 in Horoscopes

i overslept, and i need a little time to backtrack so i can get caught up on the earlier questions. lots of GOOD stuff on here today, and i feel i'm missing out. THANK YOU!

2007-02-12 04:54:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know she was born Vicki Lynn Hogan,I thought she & Hulk may be related.

2007-02-12 04:54:01 · 9 answers · asked by KEITH & DEBBIE W 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-12 04:53:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thats comedy and that its recent

2007-02-12 04:53:18 · 12 answers · asked by Alan g 2 in Movies

her eyes sure do ..

2007-02-12 04:53:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

anyway, tuesday I get a little sideways, wednesday I feel better just for spite.. thursday and friday take to long before I know it saturdays gone...

2007-02-12 04:53:06 · 3 answers · asked by blue_eyed_woman_23 3 in Music

I need the year. if you can only come up with the decade thats fine.

2007-02-12 04:52:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-12 04:52:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and that sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, big time."

They proceed to the last bull and his sign reads: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife's mouth drops open as she gasps, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That's ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one!"

The man turns to his wife and says, "Yeah, okay. Go on up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

2007-02-12 04:52:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1975 : Long hair
2006 : Longing for hair
1975 : KEG
2006: EKG
1975 : Acid rock
2006: Acid reflux
1975 : Moving to California because it's cool
2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1975 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1975 : Seeds and stems
2006: Roughage
1975 : Hoping for a BMW
2006: Hoping for a BM
1975 : Going to a new, hip joint
2006: Receiving a new hip joint
1975 : Rolling Stones
2006: Kidney Stones
1975 : Being called into the principal's office
2006 : Calling the principal's office
1975: Screw the system
2006: Upgrade the system
1975 : Disco
2006: Costco
1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1975 : Passing the drivers' test
2006: Passing the vision test 1975 : Whatever
2006 : Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering! machine
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald 's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet?

2007-02-12 04:52:20 · 12 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-12 04:52:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Seriously I can't find them...where's GRASSY...

♥

2007-02-12 04:51:10 · 26 answers · asked by Natalie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 04:51:09 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am creating a space script that eventually will be turned into a movie. It will have the undertone of Event Horizon and a lot of the adventure of Aliens and Halo. The main character will be a Black weel built man of Military standing. His choice of weapon is a pulse cannon. We are used to black men within the military in movies with cigars, thick accents and a gruff mannerism. Those cliches will not be present in my character. However I need character development do you like the initial outlines of my character and what else do you think I need to add? For example in Aliens Ripley is women against female Alien. Battle of two bitches. What undertones can I have for my character named BC

2007-02-12 04:51:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

as in acted dumb

Kimmy Gibbler - Full house
Waldo - Family matters
Cody - Step by Step
Eric - Boy Meets World
Hilary - Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

i know there is more dumb characters anyone else i forgot?

2007-02-12 04:50:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.

When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and tol d him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand.

With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.

I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.

2007-02-12 04:50:47 · 30 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-12 04:50:44 · 5 answers · asked by chenzira06 1 in Celebrities

Ok Here's the scenario:
Oprah and Steadman are eating diner at Oprah's Chicago villa and get sick from bad moo go gai pan; both of them have to go NOW!!!
But here's the problem, all of the mansions 55+ bathrooms are out of order due to renovation. (Oprah's having all the commodes renovated with solid gold, platinum covered, diamond encrusted toilet seats.) The only working bathroom is the small power room beside the pool house about the size of an port o potty. Note: Due to the size of the Oprah estate it over 100 yards away from the main dining room!
Who will make it there first and who will supper the indignity of going in the bushes/lawn or worse messing in their pants?

2007-02-12 04:50:40 · 4 answers · asked by J-Dog 007 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i loved her first album..

then i saw her looking and acting tacky on a reality show for losers...(of pounds)

what happened to her singing career??

2007-02-12 04:50:14 · 2 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Music