A woman went out on her porch everyday and yelled "Thank the Lord! Praise the Lord!" And everyday the athiest next door would yell back, "There is NO LORD!" Well, the two went on for a while like that, when one day the woman went out and prayed, "Lord, I need groceries." The next day she went out and the woman saw two big bags of groceries on her porch. She yelled, "Praise the Lord!" Then the athiest jumped out from behind a bush and said, " I bought those groceries!" Then the woman looked him in the eyes, and said,"..........."
What did she say? Tell me!
2007-02-12
05:01:58
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