A woman went out on her porch everyday and yelled "Thank the Lord! Praise the Lord!" And everyday the athiest next door would yell back, "There is NO LORD!" Well, the two went on for a while like that, when one day the woman went out and prayed, "Lord, I need groceries." The next day she went out and the woman saw two big bags of groceries on her porch. She yelled, "Praise the Lord!" Then the athiest jumped out from behind a bush and said, " I bought those groceries!" Then the woman looked him in the eyes, and said,"..........."
What did she say? Tell me!
2007-02-12 05:01:58 · 13 answers · asked by i_miss_sherry_07 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The real answer is "Praise the Lord! He gave me groceries and made the devil pay for them!"
2007-02-12 05:02:47 · update #1
very cute!
I would say that she would say, "Then take them back!"
But that's just me.
2007-02-13 01:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by LeAnne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Praise the Lord! He gave me groceries and made the devil pay for them!"
2007-02-12 05:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by mat l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 06:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha! I've known and very familiar with this, but couldn't answer it either! You've answered it by yourself, what's the point asking people?
2007-02-12 05:15:34 · answer #4 · answered by PossumNight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before, it was still good
2007-02-12 06:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by Boris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOOD ONE,IM GOING TO HAVE TO TELL MY HUSBAND THAT ONE!!!
2007-02-12 05:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh no
2007-02-12 05:16:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and u made us answer you for nothing..... thanx.
2007-02-12 05:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute joke. : )
2007-02-12 05:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Deanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so GOD can make the devil pay.........AAAAHHHHH i c
2007-02-12 05:42:11 · answer #10 · answered by jade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋