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A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and that sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, big time."

They proceed to the last bull and his sign reads: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife's mouth drops open as she gasps, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That's ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one!"

The man turns to his wife and says, "Yeah, okay. Go on up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

2007-02-12 04:52:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

that's something very good......... lol........ 10/10 and please post more of these jokes...... let me laugh this day with happiness.....

2007-02-12 04:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's a good one.

2007-02-12 06:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0 0

kinda funny

2007-02-12 04:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0 0

that was funny mate......u r on the role

2007-02-12 05:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by Le Saqib 3 · 0 0

HAHAHA!!!

2007-02-12 04:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0 0

lmao, good one, thanks for the laugh.

2007-02-12 05:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by taxi 6 · 0 0

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