One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.
When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and tol d him that I would be late because I had to walk home.
On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.
2007-02-12 04:50:47 · 30 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi diddly the phone rang so you posted the jock by mistake and you are still goobing on the phone to your mate 5/5 cant half a star so just some star dust
2007-02-12 06:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.
Is that the punchline????I don't get it!!!!!!
2007-02-12 13:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by B2B2008 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You let off all the "steam" and when he returned and took off your blindfold.........there was the suprise, A room full of dinner guests . Ha ha xx
2007-02-12 12:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by iain xx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you missed the end off
she farts a lot while he's on the phone and then he comes
back and removes her blindfold and theres loads of people
sitting in the room with her
2007-02-14 07:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by leannexfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this about some Pavlovian bottom response to the sound of a bell or am I missing something??
2007-02-12 12:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think you missed a bit. seems good up till now! but i know the end. she farts loads more and then when the husband takes off the blind fold 12 guests are watching her fart!
2007-02-12 15:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm........what? It sounds like you missed a very important part of the joke. It's called the punchline.
2007-02-12 12:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you iain xx for finishing the joke!
2007-02-12 13:07:00 · answer #8 · answered by AMEWzing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it :( neither does anybody else i asked to read it (5 people in total)
2007-02-12 12:58:15 · answer #9 · answered by JudiM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an oldie but goodie...the ending got cut off however! :~)
2007-02-12 12:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋