An escaped convict breaks into a bedroom, he ties up the husband and wife on the bed.
Then he jumps on top the wife, puts his mouth close to her ear, then goes to the bathroom.
Husband says to wife, “Satisfy him or he will kill us, I saw the way he kissed you, be strong, I love you.”
Wife replies, “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for vaseline. I told him it’s in the bathroom. You be strong, I love you.”
2007-02-11
04:19:27
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