An escaped convict breaks into a bedroom, he ties up the husband and wife on the bed.
Then he jumps on top the wife, puts his mouth close to her ear, then goes to the bathroom.
Husband says to wife, “Satisfy him or he will kill us, I saw the way he kissed you, be strong, I love you.”
Wife replies, “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for vaseline. I told him it’s in the bathroom. You be strong, I love you.”
2007-02-11 04:19:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good x
2007-02-11 07:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe.
2007-02-11 04:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before from my daddy.
But I still laughed.
2007-02-11 04:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! turnabout IS fair play
2007-02-11 04:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-11 06:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, didnt she ask for a video?
2007-02-11 04:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn, heard it before
2007-02-11 05:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by BEN S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why tie them both up
2007-02-11 05:20:19 · answer #8 · answered by andygames07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatsgood
2007-02-11 04:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, heard this b4, its great thanks for that, aint heard it in a while lol
2007-02-11 04:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by Fader's Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋