There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful
teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the
son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got
pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months
later. The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son.
He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had
ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he
could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful
daughters I
fathered!"
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling
around?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said,
"Not this time!"
2007-02-11 04:20:36 · 12 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILARIOUS!!! LMAO!!! one of the best today
2007-02-11 04:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-02-11 05:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. CoCo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg. lol. thatought to teach him to keep his mouth shut.
didn't he look at his self in the mirror.
the nerve of that man to call the baby ugly when it only represented what he is. UGLY.
LOL. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH
2007-02-11 04:26:55 · answer #3 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
2007-02-11 04:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-16 09:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by ~**Tay Tay**~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2007-02-17 03:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-17 15:41:25 · answer #7 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goldie, LOL
2007-02-11 05:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah! thats REALLY funny! i like that
2007-02-11 04:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by Joseph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is really funny
2007-02-11 04:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋