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funny joke about woman on train?
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.
The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat."
The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"
The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"
The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed

2007-02-11 04:14:59 · 19 answers · asked by lor l 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I thought it was o.k it looked pretty old i wanna know if you guys watched it or your gonna stop or keep watchin.
Thanks

2007-02-11 04:14:54 · 7 answers · asked by William W 1 in Television

I need a new heart alas mine is broken

2007-02-11 04:14:49 · 14 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Towards the end when she is lying on the board and talking to Jack what does she mean when she says "I'll never let go?"

2007-02-11 04:14:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-11 04:14:32 · 20 answers · asked by Obliviator 2 in Music

Or do you find it too expensive and stick to high street shops?

2007-02-11 04:14:08 · 16 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

the chorus goes....
we live, we love, and we forgive and never give up cuz the days we are giving are gifts from above so today we remember to live and to la-a-of x2!
yeahh and i think its by one of those christain artist.

2007-02-11 04:14:05 · 5 answers · asked by Muhh-liss-Uhh 2 in Music

im not an ugly girl or anything, and i even like girls too....i think its because of the way i look. my image. im not gonna change the way i look for anyone...even some of the people who are the same as me are intimidated.....

2007-02-11 04:13:57 · 3 answers · asked by Little Black Riding Hood 1 in Polls & Surveys

If you cant say on the internet than email it to me at kydugan@yahoo.com.

2007-02-11 04:13:16 · 5 answers · asked by Kyle D 1 in Celebrities

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An artic expedition discovers a naked mans body frozen in the ice. Without hesitation the leader of the group says, "this man is Adam, the first man on Earth". Why does he say this ?

2007-02-11 04:12:51 · 8 answers · asked by byzantine 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they
made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they
fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his
clothes,
he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the
grass and dirt.Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into
his
shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he
entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary
and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't
wake

up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
"You liar! You've been playing golf!".

2007-02-11 04:12:45 · 11 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-11 04:12:33 · 7 answers · asked by fhlarosh 1 in Music

I'm hungry for lunch, and i would like some suggestions of what to eat. Or if you tell me what you ate for lunch I might get ideas from those.

2007-02-11 04:12:23 · 38 answers · asked by somegirl 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 04:12:11 · 19 answers · asked by Serenity 2 in Polls & Surveys

Why after so many years of all the news channels treating Anna as a dumb blonde and a big joke are they now giving her around the clock coverage and talking about her like she was one of Hollywoods biggest stars?

2007-02-11 04:11:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-11 04:11:15 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Seriously...i'm not too religious, i'm actually considering Agnosticism which I have'nt told anyone in my family yet, so i'm still going to church. But still, does this happen to anyone else? I'm fairly addicted to sex but it comes to mind instantly...


2007-02-11 04:11:09 · 20 answers · asked by Natalie 2 in Polls & Surveys

Q. Whats blue and f*cks old ladies


A. Hypothermia.

2007-02-11 04:10:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Supposedly he plays congas on "I Zimbra" and "Life During Wartime".

What's the story here?Was he friends with the band or Brian Eno? Was Gene a regular at CBGB's?

2007-02-11 04:10:33 · 2 answers · asked by Goin'down77 2 in Music

2007-02-11 04:10:22 · 9 answers · asked by Spanky C ® 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What really, really, really gets your goat?

2007-02-11 04:10:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

inspired by K-E-G (thanks!)

2007-02-11 04:10:01 · 12 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

Jake was dying. His ! wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil
by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her
praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have
something
that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky,
"everything's
all
right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister,
your
best friend, her best friend and your mother!"
"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you

2007-02-11 04:09:48 · 19 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

And says..my boyfriend says that by toes keep going up and down when we make love..is this normal.
'No' said the doctor...take your tights(pantihose) off next time.

2007-02-11 04:09:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

personally i like them all im one of his biggest fans and regardless of wat all yall say he can do it all if u havent yet go get his new album alter ego and when it comes out get black roses too!! i got alter ego fa christmas and im still jammin so ya know its good!!!!! just leave me ya answer and i might holla back!!!!!!

2007-02-11 04:09:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-11 04:09:24 · 7 answers · asked by Naresh 1 in Movies

Well,I met Nick Sterling yesterday.I know a lot of you are probably like who's he but hes a guitarist hes 16 and he has really long hair.Anyways,I got to meet him yesterday.We had a great time.Played some X box,watched TV,ate pizza,took pictures.What a day.It was so fun.I know a lot a people don't but he has a CD out called Life Goes On its really cool.You should search him on google.You'll find out a lot about him.Hes awesome.But do you know who he is?

2007-02-11 04:09:10 · 9 answers · asked by Jessica-Just Another Girl 2 in Celebrities

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