Jake was dying. His ! wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil
by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her
praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have
something
that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky,
"everything's
all
right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister,
your
best friend, her best friend and your mother!"
"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you
2007-02-11 04:09:48 · 19 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Outstanding Dawn! That's a Very very funny joke,she got the last laugh on him the cheating heart.
2007-02-11 04:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic... 9/10!!!
2007-02-11 05:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves him right lol talk about gettin the last laugh
2007-02-11 04:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by twysty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
"I know my sweet one that's why I poisoned you"
That's the best line ever!
2007-02-16 03:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was hilarious, I can hardly breathe, a Star for you!
2007-02-11 04:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a laugh from me!
2007-02-11 04:13:29 · answer #6 · answered by calif.sun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha than was funny haha i almost peed my pants oooooooooooo tell me more
2007-02-17 02:39:38 · answer #7 · answered by Lenalu23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it it was nice of her to care for him, I guess she had to make sure he was dead!
2007-02-11 04:20:57 · answer #8 · answered by Daisy Mae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is funny
2007-02-11 04:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats hilarious... Thumbs up!!!!
2007-02-11 04:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋