funny joke about woman on train?
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.
The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat."
The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"
The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"
The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed
2007-02-11 04:14:59 · 19 answers · asked by lor l 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.
An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong dog out the window
2007-02-11 04:15:30 · update #1
ha ha ha ha
2007-02-11 04:17:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh ****. lol.i loved that one.after he threw the dog out the window i couldn't help but laugh.then i realised there was more. it added even more spice to the already funny joke. i love the way you tied everything up.
the only thing i didn't quite get is he throwing the wrong dog out of the window.
2007-02-11 12:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-02-11 21:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant!
2007-02-11 13:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when he threw the dog out, but I didn't get the other half of this joke.
2007-02-11 12:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny i starred you 20/10
2007-02-11 13:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by KewlieD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one before except they used a different word for dog
2007-02-11 12:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One,heard it before but it's still a good joke, Screw the French they will be nuked by a terrorist group and they'll probably blame the U.S.for it!
2007-02-11 12:23:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL, that was great! A Star For You!
2007-02-11 12:24:10 · answer #9 · answered by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I agree!! If something is worth doing, it's worth doing right!
2007-02-11 12:18:30 · answer #10 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋