Entertainment & Music - 9 February 2007

Cary or Corey?

2007-02-09 02:36:16 · 36 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Has the lines something like: "we are recieving a radio transmission" and "you are a go". It is a males voice.

2007-02-09 02:36:09 · 2 answers · asked by aqualoaf 1 in Music

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her
finger, pushed o n her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER! "
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

2007-02-09 02:36:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-09 02:36:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-09 02:35:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

What part?What play?

2007-02-09 02:35:21 · 6 answers · asked by Gar 3 in Other - Entertainment

Just been watching a DVD and loved A Solid Bond In Your Heart and also Shout to the Top. But what about you?

2007-02-09 02:34:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Excluding, you oughta know (Alanis) Weak (skunk) Everything about you(Kid joe) what others are there to play through the wall to my bloke.

2007-02-09 02:34:35 · 6 answers · asked by jamiehattie 1 in Music

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking....... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW in to a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

2007-02-09 02:34:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-09 02:34:10 · 6 answers · asked by RACHEL S 2 in Music

2007-02-09 02:34:09 · 20 answers · asked by wonder girl 1 in Polls & Surveys

comedians that speak about racism, war, politcs, poverty.....or stereotypes..

2007-02-09 02:33:58 · 4 answers · asked by Isuck,Usuck,Weallsuck 3 in Other - Entertainment

mrs brady from the brady bunch or anna nicloes smiths bloated corpse

2007-02-09 02:33:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to wish all good luck and hope that everyone of u are happy.
have a nice day

2007-02-09 02:33:18 · 6 answers · asked by Joho 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 02:32:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anything good, preferably about love, but not sappy...

2007-02-09 02:32:40 · 7 answers · asked by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 in Music

Does anyone know what song was playing in the operating room while Patrick operated on Alcazar? I'm talking about the first operation when Patrick was removing the shrapnel from Alcazar's brain. The date was somewhere around January 16, I think. It was rock music.

2007-02-09 02:32:32 · 3 answers · asked by Fast boy + sexy boy + doglover 7 in Television

How did it feel, and how did you get it out?

2007-02-09 02:32:27 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 02:32:16 · 5 answers · asked by wonder girl 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 02:32:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

'Life is one big road with a lot of signs, signs and more signs, you got to make your mind up..' - anyone recognise these lyrics?

It sounds like it could be from a Bob Marley tune, although I heard it on an episode of Sleeper Cell, it may have been a remix as it had a Massive Attack style beat behind it, sounded pretty sick. I've also heard the same lyrics repeated on a song by British rapper Klashnekoff. Any ideas?

2007-02-09 02:31:58 · 7 answers · asked by Jay 2 in Music

does it startle you?

2007-02-09 02:31:33 · 3 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

2007-02-09 02:31:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which movie of Adam Sandler was the best and why?

I've got all Adam Sandler's movies including the ones he stars in as a small part, also Saturday night live which doesn't count!

2007-02-09 02:31:10 · 33 answers · asked by Confused 2 in Movies

like 8 times in a row, am i going to die?

2007-02-09 02:31:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when someone asks you to? or do you just linger?

2007-02-09 02:30:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Releasing a movie like that during Black History month seems to add insult to injury.

2007-02-09 02:30:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

All you people that are talking junk about her how dare you talk about a mother and a human being like that, people make mistakes, she just died thats so sad, now she with the man that loved her the most, Her son, and may God bless her daughter and have hes angel guideing her to the rigth path, and learn from her brother and mothers mistakes they made in life.

People grow up just because your living right now doesnt mean anything. As guick as the lord took her soul is as quick as he can do to you. The lord dont bless people with no heart..appricate life because you might be next..

2007-02-09 02:30:08 · 26 answers · asked by jdn85 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-09 02:29:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is the weirdest or nastiest thing you've ever done and were and why?

2007-02-09 02:29:48 · 2 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys