Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking....... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW in to a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
2007-02-09 02:34:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool.... even my blond mate laughed! thumbs up totally.
2007-02-09 03:18:04 · answer #1 · answered by Fay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahem!
True stories lifted off Paris Hilton's diary?
2007-02-09 03:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like blond jokes and this is up with the best of them
2007-02-09 05:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am blonde and I totally love blonde jokes. Thumbs up.
2007-02-09 03:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well done 10/10
2007-02-09 02:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, those are definitely worth a star.
2007-02-09 02:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by chip2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Havent heard those ones before. Awesome.
2007-02-09 02:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by *RoCKsTaR* mommy of 1!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10 for all.!!!
2007-02-10 10:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like them all mostly the 1st and 2nd !
2007-02-09 02:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by m.j h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-02-09 02:39:08 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋