Entertainment & Music - 9 February 2007

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"

2007-02-09 00:15:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-09 00:14:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I get them every morning and they stay with me for about half the day.. Ive had them for the past 5,6 years..its starting to get annoying because everyone thinks im on drugs or something..is there a way to get rid of them?

2007-02-09 00:13:50 · 17 answers · asked by IC4NDY_ 3 in Polls & Surveys

"Daily Overview for February 10, 2007
Quickie:
Do not judge people (especially if they are from other cultures) for what they say."

Does not what people say reveal their character?
If someone speaks racist, sexist, slutty, violent
am I supposed to excuse that?
And what crudity does any culture condone that I have to?

2007-02-09 00:12:28 · 4 answers · asked by dj_of_raleigh 2 in Horoscopes

2007-02-09 00:10:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 00:10:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Someone stole my copy of "Bores and Babes" Magazine...

Was it you?

Im onto you!

2007-02-09 00:09:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think she looks weird and fake. She looked better when she was in the spice girls. Shes all skinny now and she doesn't look like someone who has had 3 kids. She looks like a crack whore.What does Daivd Beckham see in her?

2007-02-09 00:09:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-09 00:09:00 · 7 answers · asked by McQ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I am reading these articles and what people have said on here and still people are poking fun of her. I feel no one knows what it felt like for all the things she went through. If she did do drugs I mean she was in the spotlight think of how hard that must have been for her. I mean you can say she didn't love that 89 year old she was married too but only she knows. Isn't it possible that she really did love him? Also her son recently passed after she welcomed a new life into this world. There was so much press about her son dying I mean she needed time herself to grieve with it and it was something that should have been kept more private. You can say what you wanna say from an outsider looking in but imagine if you had had her life.

2007-02-09 00:07:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-09 00:07:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-02-09 00:07:38 · 12 answers · asked by Ghost-Rider VI 3 in Polls & Surveys

Just curious.

2007-02-09 00:07:34 · 6 answers · asked by Queen 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-09 00:06:55 · 14 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Movies

do you think Rob is messing around and will have the baby and take it away to his wife of will he and teh bar maid (cant remember her name) run away.

2007-02-09 00:06:05 · 27 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Television

getting married sep 15th and dnt know what to dance to for first song. so far jack johnsons better when we are together is winning.

2007-02-09 00:05:21 · 37 answers · asked by heavysoul 2 in Music

What was the Big Bopper's real name, he was killed in a plane crash with Richie Valens.???

2007-02-09 00:04:57 · 3 answers · asked by sunburned 1 in Music

Sorry I just gotta know !

2007-02-09 00:04:45 · 32 answers · asked by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 00:03:42 · 8 answers · asked by Russell 3 in Polls & Surveys

...or come on back in time (hint, hint). You're the next contestant on________________!

2007-02-09 00:03:22 · 10 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

its the one where there are some kids mucking around on a pavement next to a road, and one of them is filmin from a mobile phone! then one lad steps out into the road and gets run over by a blue car!

is this real? does he actually get ran over, or is it edited to make it look that way?

2007-02-09 00:03:14 · 27 answers · asked by im*horny 3 in Television

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPZM_8eIXG0

Please tell me the track name..

2007-02-09 00:03:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-09 00:02:48 · 27 answers · asked by rickttees 1 in Television

I liked that show!

2007-02-09 00:02:36 · 7 answers · asked by Michael b 6 in Celebrities

she was a gold-digging, silicone implanted laughing stock in life - is she some kind of saint now she's dead?!

2007-02-09 00:02:29 · 34 answers · asked by G*I*M*P 5 in Celebrities

2007-02-09 00:02:27 · 5 answers · asked by gutter_flower 5 in Music

He seems to be obsessed with Jen and her daughter. Jen wants him to disapeer, he wants to continue to be part of her life. Is he angry that Jen dumped him, and has found that Y/A is a way to force her to pay attention to him?

2007-02-09 00:01:54 · 6 answers · asked by jasper 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 00:01:16 · 10 answers · asked by Ghost-Rider VI 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have. It's tastes kida of good

2007-02-09 00:00:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is it a common thing for cancerians to bottle things up and shut down emotionally when times get hard and stress sets in instead of talking things through?

2007-02-09 00:00:12 · 18 answers · asked by funglobetraveller 1 in Horoscopes