Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
2007-02-09 02:31:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What you think you got better clean jokes?
2007-02-09 02:31:59 · update #1
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.
A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, he told the bartender that he's had enough.
The bartender said, "I've got to ask you - what's with the pocket business?"
The man replied, "I have my lawyer's picture in there. When he starts to look honest, I've had enough."
2007-02-16 23:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farmer A sells chickens, Farmer B sells cows. What does Farmer C sells?
Answer : Medicine (Farmer C = Pharmacy)
What goes round the world but stays in one corner?
Answer: A Stamp!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7 ate 9 ( 7 ,8 ,9 )
There's more from these websites =)
2007-02-09 10:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by Nonsensical 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9 !!
2007-02-09 10:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by MR.Truth !! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like 1 and 2 but 3 is kinda lame yo
2007-02-09 10:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
speaking of the Energizer bunny, there was quite a commotion when they put his batteries in backwards.....he just kept coming and coming and coming.
2007-02-17 08:07:26 · answer #5 · answered by billyjoemikey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm i dont have betta clean jokes but im quite 4 sure i could find sum that could at least get a chuckle out of ppl...
2007-02-15 22:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and says ouch.
wait for it....
haha
2007-02-17 08:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't listen to Elmas, we all need a good laugh once in a while. Thank you.
2007-02-09 10:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by High on Life!!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh I need it. Most of the time I don't get the jokes and someone has explain them to me.
2007-02-16 09:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by redrose11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a gud 1 keep it up
2007-02-17 09:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋