Entertainment & Music - 6 February 2007

In that advt. for "the number 23" ?

2007-02-06 05:22:51 · 5 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

"Yes I do", she replied.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."

2007-02-06 05:22:33 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-06 05:21:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 05:21:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... out of tater tots?

2007-02-06 05:21:15 · 25 answers · asked by I am Crystal S. 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 05:20:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Davey Havok marchand passaro whatever his name is...looks like an old markered raggedy ann doll. Like a elder tranny.

hahahaha

what do you think.

2007-02-06 05:20:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Or do you handle situations more passively?

2007-02-06 05:20:30 · 8 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!

I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled...

...so I told her to f**k off.

2007-02-06 05:20:14 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I don't get it! I know that the surveillance was pre-taped, but then when did it happen to Daniel???

2007-02-06 05:20:04 · 3 answers · asked by aero 5 in Movies

i'll tell you all later what's mine..

did post this Q yesterday but change my lost pic for that stupid avatar!

2007-02-06 05:19:58 · 18 answers · asked by florence 4 in Movies

Last one as I have to get ready for work!!!!!


If you ever get pulled over for speeding!

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

Driver: Yes, mate.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Boot is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying `B` told you I was speeding, as well.

2007-02-06 05:19:32 · 16 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

mine isn't... it smells like roses...

2007-02-06 05:19:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would appreciate it?

This was posted on the bulletin board at our nurses' station:

The Supervisors are pleased with job performance.

Employees have resolved all of their grievences.

The patients are pleased with their care.

There has been nary an equipment malfunction.

and...

the donkeys are all fed and out flying!!!

2007-02-06 05:19:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you doing whatever it takes? Are you determined to be happy?

:-)

2007-02-06 05:19:06 · 7 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 05:18:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why are you so intent on Hiding History,do all people think rasicm when they do not even no them,there is a difference in a way between Rasicm and Ignorance ,Ignorance is a lack or want of Knowing reality and the truth about past events that have happened to minoritys in this country.Not only your mothers are white thats why you have a lack of respect of what minority women had to go through in this country which someone dared to put as if white women were being treated like Black women in this country,I feel it is Shame that makes you feel threatend by something you want to keep protected.Maybe someone in the business that felt as if people will turn there backs against the business,so tell me?

2007-02-06 05:18:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-06 05:18:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 05:18:08 · 6 answers · asked by Dis IZ ART, Muthafker!! 2 in Polls & Surveys

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."

2007-02-06 05:17:53 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-06 05:16:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 05:16:16 · 15 answers · asked by Dr. R 1 in Polls & Surveys

Could Dragon take the afternoon off of work to go make Snow Angels? Would that be a good enough excuse?

Thanks fer answering this SÜRVEY! ♥

2007-02-06 05:16:03 · 17 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE - COLD AS EVER.

Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone - on which the inscription read :HERE LIES MY HUSBAND - STIFF AT LAST.

2007-02-06 05:15:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I bought him a wine kit but he has no intrest in it

2007-02-06 05:15:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 05:15:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Who do u guys think would win in this battle

2007-02-06 05:15:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I am really bored anyone got any good jokes to give me a chuckle!!!!!

2007-02-06 05:14:31 · 1 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

The Gas Men

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end.

At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley and back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

2007-02-06 05:14:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm writing a story about a girl who is kidnapped onto a pirate ship (after her boat shipwrecked). What should her name be and how should I start it out? I know it sounds like POTC but it's not. I got the idea from POTC though.

2007-02-06 05:14:10 · 11 answers · asked by Shanni 2 in Polls & Surveys