Entertainment & Music - 6 February 2007

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

2007-02-06 05:05:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A little boy was standing with his teacher in front of the blackboard which had a picture of a cow on it. ~The little boy asks...."What is that?" the teacher replies "A cow" then the little boy points at the udders and asks "What is that?" The teacher replies "Those are udders" then the little boy says..."Well my Daddy has only one!"

2007-02-06 05:05:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?
She blew it both times.

2007-02-06 05:05:24 · 10 answers · asked by Lori 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

2007-02-06 05:05:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I get mad when I have to deal with a bureaucracy of idiots! Trying to renew auto tags, the person tells you there is always one more thing you need, but can't really tell you what it is......urrggg.
A pet peeve of mine is going to any retailer, and not having prices displayed!

2007-02-06 05:05:04 · 26 answers · asked by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back.
What am I?

2007-02-06 05:04:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-06 05:04:30 · 12 answers · asked by Lady Linda's sugar momma 2 in Polls & Surveys

Is big brother yahoo hamster trying to brainwash us? Are we being turned into boring bums who can only ask questions about pregnancy or the weather?

2007-02-06 05:03:53 · 8 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

I started a band with two of my friends and we need a name. any ideas?

2007-02-06 05:03:52 · 12 answers · asked by ilovedr.pepper 2 in Music

and this is line from the lyrics ( then is how long and how far and how many times ) i heared in the show charmed and anothers moore
plz help me with a name of a site or a song

2007-02-06 05:03:23 · 6 answers · asked by just be happy 1 in Other - Entertainment

when trying to fall asleep does one stray away?

2007-02-06 05:03:02 · 10 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 05:02:23 · 11 answers · asked by Andrea R 2 in Polls & Surveys

old skool will never die as long as we'er alive up ROAR once more is there any more left

2007-02-06 05:02:20 · 8 answers · asked by shaun2dance 1 in Music

I was looking for dvd,s on ebay and it mentioned blu-ray, what is this?

2007-02-06 05:01:42 · 5 answers · asked by mcnallys lost child 1 in Other - Entertainment

...... from your favorite celebrities, etc. - which parts, abilities, and traits would have used to form your ideal partner? ... Remember, the parts you use must come from well-known individuals. Example: Cindy Crawford's body, Mariah Carey's voice, Madonna's Brains (Oooops! LOL), etc.

2007-02-06 05:01:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

be my misstress? Sorry, im not much for small talk.

2007-02-06 05:00:53 · 17 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

On Richard and Judy just now...I did, did You?

2007-02-06 05:00:51 · 14 answers · asked by Afi 7 in Celebrities

Ok so I want to know some funny jokes that I can tell some 20 year old guy's that rock climb. So just put in any funny joke you know, thankies...

2007-02-06 05:00:27 · 13 answers · asked by Stephanie and lindsay 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm the vacuum robot that cleans the floors (roomba)... what kind of robot are you...???

2007-02-06 05:00:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He was born June 13, 2006. What does this mean about him?

2007-02-06 05:00:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Cream pie for the straight guy

2007-02-06 04:59:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

possibly muti leveled...

only to be almost the last to find your car ..

once everyone else left....omg!!

2007-02-06 04:59:21 · 8 answers · asked by yahoo 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 04:58:22 · 3 answers · asked by Queen of the Stone Age 3 in Celebrities

well it makes up a goood question i mean girls naturally always put make up but do guys do it to , on screen in movies , television and theater well please respond .

2007-02-06 04:58:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-06 04:58:00 · 5 answers · asked by ? 4 in Comics & Animation

Hey big boy, what's your name?

2007-02-06 04:57:39 · 3 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

just curious

2007-02-06 04:57:22 · 31 answers · asked by diva 6 in Polls & Surveys

A woman was sitting in the waiting room of a dentist, obviously scared of the place.

"Somthing wrong?" the dentist asked after calling her through.

"Not really," she replied, "I just really don't like needles."

"Ahh, not to worry!" he said as she sat down, deciding too tell her a spoof story about his rubber gloves as he pulled them on, "You know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No," the woman said, interested, "How?"

"Well, the manufactorer gets all the dentists to dip their hands in melted lantex and walk about as it drys before packing it all up and sending it off," He told her. Just as he was about to numb her mouth, he had to stop for she was laughing so hard. "What's so funny?" he asked.

Between her laughs, the woman replied, "I've just thought of how condoms are made!!"

2007-02-06 04:57:22 · 26 answers · asked by Rhiann 2 in Jokes & Riddles

WE are looking for the better dancer, musician, singer, entertainer.

PLease leave feedback!

2007-02-06 04:57:20 · 30 answers · asked by jrock03 1 in Celebrities

i need inspiration, so i came up with a cool idea, if you all write one random line, (anything) i will use all of what you say in my song, so just write anything that comes into yr head, its a rock song if that helps, thanks guys x

2007-02-06 04:57:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music