A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes I do." she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes I remember."
"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"
"Yes I do", she replied.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."
2007-02-06 05:22:33 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA nice one. i like it!
2007-02-06 05:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by stardogchampion2002 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ROFL
now that reminded me of my husband lol
he says he would have only gotten 15 years for murdering me
bless him lol
cheek of it lol
2007-02-06 06:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, very gud & just 4 ur efforts i gave u a star
2007-02-06 06:10:12 · answer #3 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was a good one.
What the hell is wrong with people on here, if you dont like a joke than shut your mouth and omve on to another one, do you feed off the fact that you may offend someone, do you feel it nessecary to whine and *****. Freedom of speech was a mistake, a big one.
2007-02-06 05:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
lol, that's a good one, although it's a shame that it's quite close to the truth for some people
2007-02-06 07:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cruel and Funny, my kinda joke
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-06 05:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Funny!!
2007-02-06 05:33:58 · answer #7 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That just IS so funny..Keep them coming Chris I am your #1 fan...Thanks
2007-02-08 22:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, very good, there are a few different variations of that joke, its an old one!!
2007-02-06 06:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by sportsfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats exacty he sort of thing a man would say and remember!! lol xx
2007-02-06 06:30:12 · answer #10 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sometimes makes you want to cry chris 10/10
2007-02-06 06:01:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋