would appreciate it?
This was posted on the bulletin board at our nurses' station:
The Supervisors are pleased with job performance.
Employees have resolved all of their grievences.
The patients are pleased with their care.
There has been nary an equipment malfunction.
and...
the donkeys are all fed and out flying!!!
2007-02-06 05:19:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This was posted by the nursing supervisor.
2007-02-06 05:23:41 · update #1
Been hospitalized many times the nurses always hide oops hang out in my room I share food and watch any soap they want and the last 2 times I have had my laptop and 2 phones with unlimited calling. Some of my best friends and relatives are nurses so some of them know each other. May I steal that from you ?
2007-02-06 05:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
We rec'd a memo that was not intended to be funny a few years ago;
"At the manager's conference at Lake Tahoe it was brought to my attention that there is a growing morale problem in the field. You are hereby tasked to improve the situation immediately. If the situation has not improved by next month's manager's conference, staffing changes will be implemented."
Like the 'The beatings will continue until morale improves' but it was not intended to be a joke.
Management solved the problem by making it cause for dismissal to discuss morale issues. Yes it was a Federal Government office, but not the Postal Service.
2007-02-06 13:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That would totally piss me off! And to the first poster, doctors aren't the supervisors of nurses!
2007-02-06 13:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by panthrchic 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Everything sounded pretty normal until you got to the donkeys.
2007-02-06 13:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by ?Sherbear ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds funny to me:it will get posted in the ER
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2007-02-06 13:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it! I'm going to get a copy for my daughter's floor.
2007-02-06 13:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.....Have the Doctors seen this yet...haha
2007-02-06 13:22:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that will be the day the patient's ever stop complaning and are all pleased. Nice.
2007-02-06 13:22:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing like lifting your spirit when you are at work! ...LOL
2007-02-06 13:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yer a wacky bunch up there!!
2007-02-06 13:30:57 · answer #10 · answered by LeRoy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋