I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled...
...so I told her to f**k off.
2007-02-06 05:20:14 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one
2007-02-06 05:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Baby 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I asked me dad about this one and he said you could have been a bit more PC and let her down gently by making some lame excuse about having to bring your great grand mother along for the ride or some such thing, he said one he finds works well is telling her the following joke: How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to do the washing up?
None of course, its women’s work!
2007-02-09 23:36:54 · answer #2 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U just wasted 5 points on dat lame xcuse 4 a joke !
2007-02-06 06:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was exactly the right thing to do
I am sure you knew she would come crawling back please don't fall for that other old trick where she brings over her smokin hot girlfriend and the two of them try to get you to have sex with both of them she is just using the hot one to get you back they also try this by telling you that they are rich and will offer to pay your way through the rest of your life and that they were wrong to ever leave you and want to buy you a new car or boat or house DON"T FALL FOR IT
Death To Infidels !!!!!!!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
2007-02-06 05:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's like George Costanza breaking up with the bald girl on Seinfeld!
2007-02-06 05:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by kk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chap today was saying how he got his wife XL size garment of some sort, When she had a go at him he said "I thought it meant Extra Little
2007-02-06 07:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!!!
10/10
Your on a roll ( P. Charming).
Tink x
2007-02-06 05:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats rude
2007-02-06 05:28:31 · answer #8 · answered by Roe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thts hearty on the poor lass!
and
still not funny!!
2007-02-06 05:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could change the ending ......that the you forgot to tell her you have very bad memory as youre getting older, and forgot to show up for the date...
2007-02-06 07:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by Its me again 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thought that was a very probable answer from a man
2007-02-06 06:00:40 · answer #11 · answered by marilyn d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋