The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."
2007-02-06 05:17:53 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad
2007-02-06 05:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by woody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-06 05:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by tobybites 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very good...
She probably wasn't a devoted Christian and lived in sin. Else, God would have shed grace on the blonde, re-flipping the coin should get Mother Theresa the same series of heads and tails.
Wouldn't it?
2007-02-06 05:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a yellow duck a blonde what do u call a bus finished of white human beings? a twinkie what do u call an asian pig purple meat chops ta da plz do no longer rfile 4 racism cuz i did this even as eating a number of dem arent mine
2016-11-02 12:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg why are jokes always about blonde people. im blonde and in school...in set 2 for maths 1 for science i get good grades..! proving that blondes arent the only dump people...! but i have to admit that joke made me smile a bit.. but please enought with the Blonde jokes...:D
2007-02-06 05:30:21 · answer #5 · answered by Lolliepop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good 1.
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-06 05:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it, blond or not it actually made me laugh out loud, a very difficult thing to do.
2007-02-06 05:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by whyme? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. Blonde's, I love em.
2007-02-09 09:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are blondes the only ones that are dumb? Im blonde with a 4.0 GPA and I'm not dumb.
2007-02-06 05:23:57 · answer #9 · answered by Tes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think thats funny!
Here is one
What is 6inches long and can make a girl fat
Almond Joy
So condsidering i find that funny(in a perverted way) i think its okay]
2007-02-06 05:22:08 · answer #10 · answered by Leelah 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
don't you just love these blond jokes? and this is one of the better ones
2007-02-06 05:22:10 · answer #11 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋