Last one as I have to get ready for work!!!!!
If you ever get pulled over for speeding!
A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, mate.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying `B` told you I was speeding, as well.
2007-02-06 05:19:32 · 16 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious
That was the best so far this week.
A star for you Tink x
Enjoy your work
2007-02-06 07:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes well done 10/10 keep them coming lol
2007-02-06 13:34:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one now go to work have a nice time 10/10
2007-02-06 14:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl hope you have a good shift lol 10/10
2007-02-06 17:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotflmbo!! Too funny! Love it!
2007-02-06 13:25:06 · answer #5 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love that joke
been around a while but still funny
2007-02-06 14:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 17:47:32 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dangerous to pull off but funny!
2007-02-06 15:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by Its me again 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao........love ti. What a way to get out of a speeding ticket. lol lol lol
2007-02-06 14:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2007-02-06 13:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by Jim G 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋