A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE - COLD AS EVER.
Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone - on which the inscription read :HERE LIES MY HUSBAND - STIFF AT LAST.
2007-02-06 05:15:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent!
2007-02-06 05:19:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2007-02-06 05:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy he should have known women always have the last word 10/10
2007-02-06 06:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoops, know a few couples like this pair!
2007-02-06 05:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO.
Now that`s funny!!
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-06 05:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 09:49:15 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fab joke
2007-02-06 05:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff
2007-02-06 05:26:31 · answer #8 · answered by Roe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there getting better very good
2007-02-06 05:51:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats was funny
2007-02-09 14:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by louise h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋