Entertainment & Music - 26 January 2007

Kids say the darnest things...


JACK (3) was watching his mom breast feeding his new baby sister.

After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and

one for cold milk?"



MELANIE (5) asked her gran how old she was. Granny replied she was so

old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember

you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six"



STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his mom goodnight. "I love you so much

that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."



BRITTANY (4) had earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to

take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained

it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.

Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know its me?"





SUSAN (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't

give me this juice again," she said, " it makes my teeth cough."






CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mom asked

what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with

this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"



JOHN (4) watched his mom getting dressed. When he saw her G-string, he

asked : "Mom, why don't your panties have a bum?"

2007-01-26 00:27:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

An older fella whos starting to sag a bit but is a right charmer (think The Clooney) or a young muscly toned fella who still loves to play crash bandicoot with his mates holding a can of stella?

2007-01-26 00:24:55 · 30 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

........a celebrity stubs their toe, they are rushed to the hospital and it's all over the news for 2 days.........and they get good pain pills to boot.

What's wrong with this picture? : P

2007-01-26 00:24:29 · 20 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

i'm 17 and lately i've been thinking about learning to play acoustic guitar (actually, i've been thinking about it for years, but now i'm ready to take some action)...now, i have questions about loads of stuff, so let's start from the beginning :D

i'm actually afraid that i might be too old to learn, could that be?
what's the difference between simple acoustic and acoustic-electric guitar?
what would be a good guitar for a beginner, possibly not too expensive?

2007-01-26 00:24:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Hoodie? LOL :)

why are hoodies so popular???

2007-01-26 00:23:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why romeo say's in his song tell the band they better play my song that his not gonna wife someone's daughter his gonna one night her ?

2007-01-26 00:22:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-26 00:22:43 · 17 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Television

I have:
CD's
The Whole Story
The Sensual World
The Red Shoes
The Kick Inside
The Dreaming (My personal favorite but the wife's least favorite)
Rubber Band Girl (Imported mini disk)
Rocket Man (Mini Disk)
Never for Ever
Lionheart
Hounds Of Love
Aspects of The Sensual World (Mini Disk)
Aerial (Double Album)

VHS tapes:
The Whole Story
The Line The Cross & The Curve (A movie Kate made with the Red Shoes music I have two copies one sealed)
The Sensual World
The Single Files

I also have a limited edition interview CD promoting The Hounds of Love and the Dreaming

2007-01-26 00:21:51 · 2 answers · asked by Big D 5 in Music

Well, do you?

2007-01-26 00:21:22 · 24 answers · asked by Emery 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 00:21:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world.He lives somewhere nearby.I have done this several times. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?"




So ppl what do you think the kid replyed and answer me whether the kid is dumb or not???

2007-01-26 00:20:29 · 10 answers · asked by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and who said it

2007-01-26 00:19:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you think?

2007-01-26 00:19:36 · 9 answers · asked by Malaya. 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-26 00:18:45 · 1 answers · asked by destruction 2 in Music

Jo, Shilpa, Dirk, Cleo and Ian and why?

2007-01-26 00:18:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

During the start of the simpsons maggie goes through the till and it says something on the price check but what?!

2007-01-26 00:17:45 · 6 answers · asked by Jenniee 1 in Television

2007-01-26 00:17:42 · 35 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

it is 0 here right now!!!!

2007-01-26 00:17:39 · 27 answers · asked by cma80 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 00:17:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my sister was complaining about me likeing all of the bands she likes and that i was copieing her so i need some god rock bands not 3 days grace,all american rejects,god charlett,simple plan,or green day cuz i already listen to those

2007-01-26 00:17:19 · 10 answers · asked by Micheala 4 in Music

That would be great to see.

2007-01-26 00:16:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience (NDE).

Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"




God replied: I didn't recognize you."

2007-01-26 00:16:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm willing to try. Am just about to make one. Is it good ?

2007-01-26 00:16:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and you realized that your tickets are still on the kitchen counter/coffee table at home. However, you do remember your seats. Do they let you in? What if you are with the small child and traveled for an hour? Anyone forgot tickets? What happened when you got there?

2007-01-26 00:16:04 · 7 answers · asked by peachy girl 2 in Music

2007-01-26 00:15:30 · 8 answers · asked by darestobelieve 4 in Celebrities

I was reading the answers about a pro-life vs. pro-choice question and was quite surprised at the number of men who said they are against abortion. So if you were 15 and got your girlfriend pregnant, you would go ahead and be a single father if your gf wasnt ready to be a Mom? How about if your teenaged son was in that situation?

2007-01-26 00:15:19 · 11 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 00:14:49 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

has anyone been in one..how was it? share.

2007-01-26 00:13:53 · 8 answers · asked by copy^cat 5 in Horoscopes

2007-01-26 00:13:06 · 18 answers · asked by Shinny 3 in Celebrities

me and my bf tomas dont yet but im just listening to a song and it really feels like it was written abt us

2007-01-26 00:12:17 · 24 answers · asked by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 in Polls & Surveys