Kids say the darnest things...
JACK (3) was watching his mom breast feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (5) asked her gran how old she was. Granny replied she was so
old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember
you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six"
STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his mom goodnight. "I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (4) had earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to
take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained
it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know its me?"
SUSAN (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
give me this juice again," she said, " it makes my teeth cough."
CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mom asked
what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JOHN (4) watched his mom getting dressed. When he saw her G-string, he
asked : "Mom, why don't your panties have a bum?"
2007-01-26 00:27:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If only they stayed so cute..........they soon grow up into monsters.
2007-01-26 00:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the smile dear!
2007-01-26 00:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones.
2007-01-26 00:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I liked the cold and hot milk the best!!
2007-01-26 00:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was stupid. i only read the first one and was aggrivated. Kids these days are horrible.
2007-01-26 00:34:30 · answer #5 · answered by dhk20a3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little bundles of joy there =)
2007-01-26 00:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Little kids are so awesome they are just so innocent and cute!
2007-01-26 00:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by gingi_01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so cute, innocence is the best :)
2007-01-26 00:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by getfit chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well cos kids are full of curiousity these days...but too much curiousity can be too inappropriate...
2007-01-26 00:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Home econ hater 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids today have the right to say whatever they want to say
2007-01-26 00:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by Carlos G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋