A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience (NDE).
Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied: I didn't recognize you."
2007-01-26 00:16:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's blasphemy you racist!
10/10
2007-01-26 00:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL next time i swear i will never use make up, unless i'm a spy or somthing, GOOD one!
2007-01-26 08:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by skynet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... hahaha.. thats what u call "killing looks"
good one.. thanx for the laugh
(a star & a hug for u)
2007-01-26 08:50:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before, but it's still funny =)
2007-01-26 08:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-26 08:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahha lolz
2007-01-27 01:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe love it
2007-01-26 08:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!!!
2007-01-26 08:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by Boo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......a hilarious one.......made me chuckle.........lmao
2007-01-26 08:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:D
2007-01-26 08:23:31 · answer #10 · answered by The Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋