Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum

Bad cop! No doughnut!

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2007-01-20 09:39:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Inspired by "Drive" by Incubus... Hmmm... It made me think.

2007-01-20 09:39:45 · 9 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

I do

2007-01-20 09:39:44 · 68 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man arrived at a small village in India, and he could barely walk. He asked a villager where he might find a doctor, and he was directed to a tent. The man hobbled inside and groaned, "Oh doctor, can you please help me?"
"What's wrong?" said the doctor.

"Well, my a$$h0le is in terrible pain."

"Let me look," replied the doctor.

So the guy dropped his pants and the doctor saw that his a$$h0le was the size of basketball.

"Wow, how did you get your a$$h0le that big?"

"An elephant had his way with me."

"Well sir, I may be a human doctor, but I know that elephants have extremely long and skinny peni$es."

"Yeah, I know. But this elephant used his finger."

2007-01-20 09:39:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is it too weird to fancy him as Edward scissorhands, please help me on this one.

2007-01-20 09:38:52 · 19 answers · asked by xXJohnny Depps Secret LoverXx 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-20 09:38:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I just got a pet fish, my step-dad says that you need to w8 3 days before you feed them, I say, feed then every like twice a day. who is right?

2007-01-20 09:38:37 · 13 answers · asked by MRS. EFRON ♥ zac 3 in Polls & Surveys

the amp is practicly new i havent used it in a while but i picked it up the other day and set up and i was on the clean channel and u had to have the volume,bass,treb,and mid all the way up jus to here it even then u could barley here it over the loud deep sound that was comming out of it i kno it dont reallly make since but if u do kno wat im talkin bout plzzzz help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-20 09:38:21 · 3 answers · asked by countryboy.1992 1 in Music

it was a girl who work in a magazine called "glow" writing reviews about restaurants i think, and her mother came to stay with her and she didn`t like that, and there was a man who had a restaurant and wanted her to write a review about it so she asked hi to date her mother in exchange of that and i don`t remember what happened next

please tell me what is the name of this movie, i think it was produced in 2004 or 2005

2007-01-20 09:38:03 · 8 answers · asked by mmm 1 in Movies

Scarface on ITV4 starting now? one of the great gangster films along side Goodfellas, or what is your idea of the best gangster film ever?

2007-01-20 09:37:40 · 10 answers · asked by EWE ANCHOR 3 in Movies

more lame now that people know they cant get a thumbs down??!!

2007-01-20 09:37:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The cost does not matter

2007-01-20 09:37:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rayford Steele
Buck Williams
Chloe Steele Williams
Tsion Ben-Judah
Floyd Charles
Mac McCullum
David Hassid
Leah Rose
T.M. Delanty
Mr. and Mrs. Lukas Miklos
Abdullah Smith
Annie Christopher

Chaim Rosenzweig
Hattie Durham

Al Basrah

Leon Fortunato
Peter Mathews
Nicolae Carpathia

Who r these people? Tell me, I know.
Whoever gets right gets 10 pts!

2007-01-20 09:37:10 · 13 answers · asked by وللولTHE DUNGEON KILLERلول 1 in Polls & Surveys

Am I alone ? I do not care one bit about celebrities. I don't follow who they marry, what they do, where they live, what they drive & certainly not who they hang around. Same goes for musicians & sport celebs.

The pavarottzi (spelling) would make absolutely no money off me. A photo & autograph from a celebrity would be the last damn thing on earth I would ever want.

I find it sad that so many people put alot of sports celebs. on pedistals when really they have done nothing for the world but chase a ball & spend alot money on drugs. All the money wasted on worshipping these people could certainly be put to better use. Something like funding a children's hospital or something. Of course this is just MY opinion.

I couldn't imagine seeing a celebrity across the street and then go running up to the them screaming their name. Good gawd... MANY of them are simply people making money off of being fake people. What the hell is the fascination and appeal ???

2007-01-20 09:36:30 · 11 answers · asked by Kitty 6 in Polls & Surveys

i am really interested in palmistry.. and i dont want to go out and buy a book or go to the library or pay money to get it professionally done. so im asking for all those people who know of sites please tell me some. greatly appreciated.

2007-01-20 09:36:29 · 2 answers · asked by .::britie-boo::. 2 in Horoscopes

Let's try it here....

Is ANYthing even truly scary anymore?

Today's younger audiences have been exposed to stuff that would've been banned 30 years ago. So most are totally desensitized to fright on film.

So what's shocking & scary to them??

The last original appraoch to horror I've seen in recent years was 'Blair Witch'.

Big budget horror (along w/ big names, & an MTV soundtrack w/ the hottest new artists) just doesn't add up to scary in my book...

The problem to me- it's all about gore now. Anyone can do that. Gore doesn't necessarily = scary.

No one seems to be writing & producing true horror anymore.

2007-01-20 09:36:21 · 5 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Polls & Surveys

Things To Do In A Boring Film!!
Throw popcorn in the air + yell its snowing!
Go "Ohhhhhh" everytime sum1 kisses!
Clap when the bad guy gets killed.
During the adverts yell "Can u fast forward it??"
Wheneva the bad guy is doin sumfin devious yell "Watch Out!"
Laugh really loud at all the stupid jokes!
Tell sum1 the toilets are flooding.
Yell "Shut up,im trying to listen"
Shout oh i know whats gonna hapen now(then tell them)
Lie down on the floor + pretend 2 be dead.

Ways to p*** ur parents off
Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
Stand over them at four in the morning smiling and say, good morning sunshine
Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time
In public yell,No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!
Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people
Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun! it's dying!
At everything they say yell, Liar
Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

2007-01-20 09:36:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I don't care for blockbuster that much, yes they are better in some ways than netflix, like you can report your movie returned the day you send it back, but with netflix they always send me my movies in the order I want them, well, 98% of the time anyway and I find the netflix site easier to use.

What does everyone else think of the two movie services?

2007-01-20 09:36:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

would he then be known as spiderman?

2007-01-20 09:36:07 · 4 answers · asked by drunken pumpkin 6 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-20 09:36:02 · 11 answers · asked by YOUR PRESIDENT 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 09:36:01 · 8 answers · asked by !Hot Babe! 1 in Polls & Surveys

dare you not to cry? tell everybody, it's one of the best films ever, unless you know one better, on the same kind of emotional run, other favourite is dr zchivago, and never forgetting the lion KIng? send film saddies, and only the best please....

2007-01-20 09:35:51 · 37 answers · asked by manx girl Isle of Man. 3 in Movies

2007-01-20 09:35:44 · 30 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

o.k. i'm not saying its all of you on yahoo.when i ask questions some people always have to say something mean to me like if they think different or if they just................ you know what i mean or maybe you don't anyway i'm tired of these mean answers these people on yahoo give me i think the way i think some people think the wy they think no need to be mean.well i just wanted to say.and guys please start to be nice.this is wht i always say"treat others as you will have them to treat you".i'm not trying to be mean its just i'm fed up with this.and yu all no i'm totally right.well anyway bye.

2007-01-20 09:35:34 · 14 answers · asked by corbin bleu's girlfriend 1 in Polls & Surveys

who sings that song: we will we will rock u ?

2007-01-20 09:35:07 · 9 answers · asked by peaches 1 in Celebrities

i remember a while back i was watching a anime show and i don't remember the title. All i remember is that the people r playing a online computer game and the two main people r brother and sister and they won some contest and get to play as some special characters

2007-01-20 09:35:00 · 6 answers · asked by Danger Dave 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-20 09:34:46 · 12 answers · asked by lildboy99 1 in Comics & Animation

you were on the public bus, and kept asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"

or

you sang along with the opera preformance

or

when a cop stopped you and you told him the following:

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2007-01-20 09:34:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it is that you all are such wonderful people.

2007-01-20 09:34:34 · 29 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone here remember this tv show? If so......who were your favorite characters?

2007-01-20 09:34:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television