Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

2007-01-20 09:57:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A gentleman died and arrived in hell. He was met by the Devil and was told that in the new kinder gentler hell, each person is offered Three choices of torture. The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1000 year cycles and you could pick which cycle in which to begin.

So the Devil took the man to the first room where a man was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. The man said he did not think that was where he wanted to start.

They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his arms and was being whipped by a Cat-O-Nine Tails. The man also declined this form of torture.

The third room had a man strapped to the wall naked and a very beautiful young blonde woman was performing oral sex upon him. The man told the Devil this is more like it, and this was the one he wanted.

The Devil said are you sure?, it lasts for 1000 years! The man assured him that this was the punishment he wanted.

So the Devil walked over to the young woman and said "You can go now, I have found your replacement"

2007-01-20 09:57:24 · 17 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Polls & Surveys

your mother can live with us aswell.........i love you jade,please be mine.

2007-01-20 09:57:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Have you ever been in a conversation and you forget a word? If so how often does it happen?

Or if someone asked you did you give so and so something and you can't really remember if you did or you vaguley remember giving this person something but you can't remember what? if so how often does this happen?

PLEASE ANSWER

2007-01-20 09:56:53 · 17 answers · asked by greenrubydogs 1 in Polls & Surveys

lost control?

2007-01-20 09:56:51 · 10 answers · asked by Queen of the Wicker People 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 09:56:46 · 32 answers · asked by !Hot Babe! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 09:56:43 · 28 answers · asked by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 in Polls & Surveys

"Those drinking to forget ........ please pay in advance."

2007-01-20 09:55:58 · 7 answers · asked by Gezza D 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 09:55:32 · 14 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Polls & Surveys

Okay I know this must have happened super long ago, but I missed a lot of it and was just thinking about some old cast members today. So, what ever happened to Brady, Chloe and Nicole?

2007-01-20 09:55:17 · 4 answers · asked by sleeping beauty 3 in Television

And please tell me you people realize that Spongbob and Batman are NOT anime?

Mine: Ceres; Gungrave; Princess Mononoke; Hellsing (Ultimate)

2007-01-20 09:55:10 · 23 answers · asked by Up an Evolutionary Tree 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-20 09:54:54 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 09:54:04 · 12 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Polls & Surveys

TO USE THE WORD (CONTAGIOUS) ROLAND THE CLASS
GEEK GETS UP AND SAYS ,"LASTYEAR I GOT THE MEASLES AND MY MUM SAID IT
WAS CONTAGIOUS" "WELL DONE ROLAND,"SAYS TEACHER,"CAN ANYONE ELSE
TRY?
SHAUN O,MALLEY JUMPS UP AND SAYS IN A BROAD IRISH ACCENT"OUR NEXT DOOR
NEIGHBOUR IS PAINTING HIS HOUSE WITH A TWO INCH BRUSH AND MY DAD SAYS "IT
WILL TAKE THE CONTAGIOUS"

2007-01-20 09:54:00 · 5 answers · asked by Gezza D 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I like the movie "Catch me if you Can"

2007-01-20 09:53:57 · 40 answers · asked by Nicole 2 in Movies

2007-01-20 09:53:24 · 33 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

a enjoyed a nice heaping, healthy dose of VIOLATION SOUP?

2007-01-20 09:52:37 · 11 answers · asked by Spanky C ® 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 09:52:36 · 12 answers · asked by liltexan9 3 in Polls & Surveys

i got a psp 4 christmas and i want to noe how to get music videos on a psp

2007-01-20 09:52:30 · 2 answers · asked by SHARON A 2 in Music

2007-01-20 09:52:20 · 25 answers · asked by jennifer 3 in Polls & Surveys

how many of you voted her of the show.now what do you call a lot of people picking on one person.

2007-01-20 09:52:20 · 12 answers · asked by DARKORD 2 in Polls & Surveys

for any of u who ever saw the movie constantine w/ keanu reeves, what is tht song playing when he walks into the club where all the angels and demons hang out when he goes 2 see midnight in the beginning?

2007-01-20 09:51:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-20 09:51:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wanna be sedated?

2007-01-20 09:51:00 · 14 answers · asked by Queen of the Wicker People 2 in Polls & Surveys

Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.

When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.

Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

Throw people's things into the pool.

Laugh at fat people in swimsuits

2007-01-20 09:50:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

someone out there who "belongs" to you?
(Inspired by Snow White Queen by Evanescence)

2007-01-20 09:50:26 · 22 answers · asked by Scarlett 5 in Polls & Surveys

If I were to have sex with her, then would she be considered as an adulterer under law?

2007-01-20 09:50:25 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have Blonde Hair, Blue eyes, I love music, and I"m funny.

2007-01-20 09:49:21 · 18 answers · asked by iJess 4 in Celebrities

Its goes like "im goin down with the sickness.." and thats all I remember Its kind of a rock song Please and thanks if you could help =)

2007-01-20 09:49:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i havent heard it in forever - when i went to church we sang it. dont think it has ever been on the radio though. its goes like this:

he couldve called ten thousand angels to destroy the world and set him free. he couldve called ten thousand angels but he died alone for you and me.

i have researched this and researched this and cant find anything about it. can you help me. if you could - could you provide me with a link? thanks so so so much. :)

2007-01-20 09:49:11 · 14 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Music