A gentleman died and arrived in hell. He was met by the Devil and was told that in the new kinder gentler hell, each person is offered Three choices of torture. The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1000 year cycles and you could pick which cycle in which to begin.
So the Devil took the man to the first room where a man was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. The man said he did not think that was where he wanted to start.
They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his arms and was being whipped by a Cat-O-Nine Tails. The man also declined this form of torture.
The third room had a man strapped to the wall naked and a very beautiful young blonde woman was performing oral sex upon him. The man told the Devil this is more like it, and this was the one he wanted.
The Devil said are you sure?, it lasts for 1000 years! The man assured him that this was the punishment he wanted.
So the Devil walked over to the young woman and said "You can go now, I have found your replacement"
2007-01-20 09:57:24 · 17 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-01-20 10:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God reminds me of my Grandpa with the shouting and the wanting to be right all the time........ carved images .......Wait I've seen those in every Church I've ever been to.... prod., cath., morm., pent., and ortho. all of them so I guess all Christians will be in hell with us pagans..... not covet...... I'm stupid if I don't covet then how will I be able to judge myself worth or the worth of others........ have no other gods before Me.......Kind of demanding there GOD don't you think....... shall not kill.........Now where's the fun in that, everyone else gets to pillage and burn WHY can't I???? shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain......Take it I don't even KNOW how to spell it and if I did, I wouldn't want it any way look what happened to that Jesus guy.... He got killed just for saying he was you kid. That brings me to......... not commit adultery..........What's this "THOU SHALL DO WHAT I SAY, NOT WHAT I DO!!!!!!" Please not go to happen ... If it's good for the Goose it's good for the Gander..... shall not steal.....Then Show Me The MONEY...... shall not bear false witness.......That doesn't stop politicians......Thy lie all the time....How do you know a politicians lying ........ their holding press conference.... Honor your father and your mother..... They just need to remember I'm not little any more.... Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy....Why you don't remember my birthday or any days special to me....
2016-05-24 01:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-20 10:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but with a variation on the end. it was bill clinton getting oral from that girls he (allegedly) had sex with
2007-01-20 10:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omigod! hahahaha so funny.
still laughing hahahahaha...
2007-01-20 10:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-20 10:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE HE serves him right.
2007-01-20 10:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you joke about hell?
2007-01-20 10:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!! I'm cracking up!!! SUPER FUNNY
2007-01-20 10:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by r00tabaga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds hard to swallow ! haha
2007-01-20 10:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋