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you were on the public bus, and kept asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"

or

you sang along with the opera preformance

or

when a cop stopped you and you told him the following:

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2007-01-20 09:34:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

or just write a sentence

2007-01-20 09:37:53 · update #1

4 answers

I was singing opera on the bus to the city when I found I really had to pee, so I desperatly asked the driver "Are we there yet?", in answer to this, he reached back for his rifle (he didn't appreciate my operatic aria earlier) but grabbed his bag of crack instead. Anyway, the bus just happened to be full of recovering crack-addicts and a full scale riot ensued. When the cop pulled us over, the driver explained that he was speeding to get away from his passengers. I got off and peed.

2007-01-20 09:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The cop looked at me with a question in his eye. He helped get the gun dislodged and I asked him, "What's with the look, Officer?" He said, "Are you gonna share some of that crack with me or not?" There! A whole three sentences!! lol

2007-01-20 17:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha lol im sorry, i havent had any of those experiences, so i cant write any sentences about them. But its a very creative question. =)

Have a nice day!

2007-01-20 17:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded 7 · 0 0

too much writing right now

2007-01-20 17:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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