A man arrived at a small village in India, and he could barely walk. He asked a villager where he might find a doctor, and he was directed to a tent. The man hobbled inside and groaned, "Oh doctor, can you please help me?"
"What's wrong?" said the doctor.
"Well, my a$$h0le is in terrible pain."
"Let me look," replied the doctor.
So the guy dropped his pants and the doctor saw that his a$$h0le was the size of basketball.
"Wow, how did you get your a$$h0le that big?"
"An elephant had his way with me."
"Well sir, I may be a human doctor, but I know that elephants have extremely long and skinny peni$es."
"Yeah, I know. But this elephant used his finger."
2007-01-20 09:39:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww....funny!!! Gross, but very funny.
2007-01-20 09:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by Beth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting,,,!! But still,, it's funny..
2007-01-20 19:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by Adis A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SICK!!!!!!!!!!! SoSIIIIICCKKK!!
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
VERY VERY FUNNNYYY!!!!!
15/10
2007-01-20 17:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋