Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”

2007-01-19 22:02:24 · 10 answers · asked by Alkahest 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-19 22:02:18 · 5 answers · asked by paswami 2 in Other - Entertainment

lot's of people say that salman khan used to beat aiswarya rai?is that true?

2007-01-19 22:02:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

from a film sung by a whiskered cowboy type,where can i buy it or download it please

2007-01-19 22:01:15 · 10 answers · asked by grdnmnsn 1 in Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaGXWGMY2dQ

Poor girl, but at least she is already a girl. She gets back up with no apparent harm, but still, *ouch*.

2007-01-19 22:00:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

test your psychic ability by answering these questions correctly...whoever gets the most correct gets the points...

1. What is my birds name?
a) Little One b) Sweety c) Little Man
2. How many brothers do I have?
a) 3 b) 1 c) 2
3. What is my favourite colour?
a) pink b) green c) orange
4. What do I like to put on my Ice Cream?
a) Milo b) Pepper c) Chocolate topping
5. Do I drink coke?
a) Yes b) No
6. What is my favourite food?
a) Chinese b) Mexican c) Thai
7. Am I single?
a) Yes b) No
8. Where do I live?
a) England b) Australia c) America
9. What colour hair do I have( you don't need to trust my avator)
a) brown b) red c) blonde d) green
10. Do I have a pet dog?
a) Yes b) No

2007-01-19 22:00:15 · 7 answers · asked by ♠EmilyJayne♠ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Or do you see very obvious parallels with the comic book X-Men and USA's "4400"? Your thoughts.

2007-01-19 21:59:36 · 4 answers · asked by Tough Love 5 in Television

^_^

2007-01-19 21:59:24 · 23 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 21:58:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 21:58:23 · 18 answers · asked by sandwreckoner 4 in Celebrities

his date of birth is on the 8th. he is very sensitive and seldom shows his true emotions...

2007-01-19 21:57:42 · 13 answers · asked by dahlia 1 in Horoscopes

2007-01-19 21:55:16 · 16 answers · asked by Christian M 2 in Celebrities

3 or how many other people are left on here.Will you be here tomrrow? and if so ill prob see you then Good Night :-) :-)

2007-01-19 21:52:19 · 11 answers · asked by Leveler 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 21:51:36 · 18 answers · asked by Loren H 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The auditions start here




Go find a lamer question

2007-01-19 21:51:17 · 10 answers · asked by S╠╣ЭZADAAa™ 2 in Polls & Surveys

make for breakfast

2007-01-19 21:51:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

'Yellow-Red'

:)

2007-01-19 21:50:26 · 29 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 21:49:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

We haven't met face to face. Just frinedly chat on the Net.

2007-01-19 21:49:38 · 10 answers · asked by Angel Girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 21:49:25 · 16 answers · asked by kuldeep n 1 in Movies

coz...the friend of my sister tell her that news...

2007-01-19 21:48:21 · 4 answers · asked by I LIKE PRINCESS HOURS... 1 in Celebrities

well and truly OVER (in a teenage American accent) and is she now going to become a (index finger and thumb at 90 degrees placed on forehead) now gonna become a LOSER (in a teenage American accent)??? I sincerely hope that's the last we see of her.

2007-01-19 21:47:48 · 22 answers · asked by Truman 3 in Television

The show of humility after her eviction could be genuine, could be completely false. At the end of the day, the damage is done and she will be hated by a fair proportion of the public. So is she now effectively unemployable?

2007-01-19 21:47:13 · 6 answers · asked by Norman M 1 in Television

yea. then i could borrow someones boobs!

2007-01-19 21:46:06 · 7 answers · asked by Koko Butta Kream 4 in Polls & Surveys

the lyrics are
stop that train, i wanna get off
my baby she is leaving me now
its not by bob marley as i've checked. it's really old but i love it.

2007-01-19 21:45:06 · 13 answers · asked by madmoo0 4 in Music

I find it good entertainment, but spoiled sometimes by the youngsters, they can be so acerbic!

2007-01-19 21:44:37 · 19 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"

As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over 65. To everyone's amazement the little fire engine raced through the chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. In the distance the other firemen watched as the old timers hopped off of their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort that they had never seen before.

After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous the chemical company president announced that he would double the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers.

After thanking each of the old men individually the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money. The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, "The first thing we're going to do is fix the damn brakes on that truck!"

2007-01-19 21:42:21 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yes im in a band and i want to know if these lyrics to this song we play would mean anything to anyone..and if anyone would like us before we get really into it...not all of our songs have to do with this sort of thing..this is the only protest song we've made but we don't perform yet.......i can;t explain the beat of the song so i guess you can try to make one up yourself ...but yeah it sounds a lot better in song =\


i'm spinning around in circles today
and i can feel the knife in my side
but i'm still alive
while tons of people are silent but dying
your b.itchin about living
b.itching and living

your not gonna
go and shut me up this time
we won't ever be casted away
i'm not the first one!

oh cry cry
your poor lucky life is all
is a part of the same lie
they've told you again and again
and you pay no mind
but you cry
when those dirty, lonely, cold
people die

i know you
you've seen a million of us on the street
but you have no time
to listen or care or believe
what we say
and this is all my fault anyway
its only what you think

they feel scared too
and lonely, mad, sad, disappointed
who cares
they dont have the knowledge to speak
but i speak for them
we dont share the same brain
but i feel all their pain
i'm not the only one!

oh whine whine
your poor lucky life
just cant get any worse
its the same lie
and you pay no mind that
they can't say a word
but they feel just like you do inside
all for the human progression
is all they test

open up your eyes
your not blind
you can hear the cries
just listen
won't shut me up
inside
we are the same,,,,
and i'm one of millions!

2007-01-19 21:42:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

does anyone know what the % of votes against jade was last night?

2007-01-19 21:42:00 · 6 answers · asked by gem 3 in Celebrities

As you will guess, I don't live in the US.

2007-01-19 21:41:53 · 4 answers · asked by Gold_Nugget 2 in Television