One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"
As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company's secret files.
From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over 65. To everyone's amazement the little fire engine raced through the chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. In the distance the other firemen watched as the old timers hopped off of their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort that they had never seen before.
After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous the chemical company president announced that he would double the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers.
After thanking each of the old men individually the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money. The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, "The first thing we're going to do is fix the damn brakes on that truck!"
2007-01-19 21:42:21 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
5/10 punchline no good
2007-01-19 21:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
As usual....rubbish!!!!! Dont ever choose comedy for a career! I would have asked the same questions as the previous person who answered, namely 'laughings..' but I have seen many of your jokes and they are all RUBBISH!!!!
The people that enjoy your jokes on here, are either youngsters or are currying favour for the ten points!!!
Why cant you ask a decent, intelligent question for a change???
2007-01-19 23:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Out of the frying pan into the fire ! haha
2007-01-19 21:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi hon thank's for the first laugh of the day it's 6.30 am
and i needed it 10/10
2007-01-20 17:38:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one, even had myb/f laughing out loud at that one!
2007-01-22 08:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Ho Ho definitely funny
2007-01-19 23:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by dwayne dibbley´s cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one again 10/10
2007-01-19 22:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have heard jokes like this but still made me laugh
2007-01-19 22:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by nitin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-19 22:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little long,(or I am a slow reader) but worth the wait. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-19 21:49:20 · answer #10 · answered by Corrine L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋